I always take a chain saw when I travel....

sarettah · 08-28-2003

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._nm/security_dc

Guns, Chain Saws Seized from Air Passengers
Thu Aug 28, 8:30 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. airport baggage screeners, displaying seized chain saws, machetes and knives, warned travelers to check their luggage for offensive objects before boarding a flight.

Officials of the Transport Security Administration, speaking ahead of this weekend's Labor Day holiday -- a busy travel time -- said that since February 2002 more than 7.5 million prohibited items had been seized.

They included 50,000 box cutters -- a weapon said to be used by the Sept. 11, 2001 hijackers -- and 1,437 firearms as well as 2.3 million knives.
..........................

But some carry more obviously dangerous items. Chain saws, a weed cutting machine, hand saws and machetes, steak knives, bottles of camping stove fuel and perfume bottles shaped like hand grenades were among items displayed as a sample of objects seized at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport.

slavdogg · 08-28-2003

a weed cutting machine, that was mine

or was it weed rolling machine? i cant remember

PornoDoggy · 08-28-2003

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Originally posted by slavdogg@Aug 28 2003, 06:29 PM
a weed cutting machine, that was mine

or was it weed rolling machine? i cant remember

Musta been some good shit ...

Dravyk · 08-28-2003

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Originally posted by sarettah@Aug 28 2003, 06:15 PM
U.S. airport baggage screeners, displaying seized chain saws ... warned travelers to check their luggage for offensive objects before boarding a flight.

Yeah, you know, I just FORGOT I happened to have that chain saw with me in my carry-on! Silly me! Thought I'd grabbed a carburetor and hey I must have took that by mistake!

Joesho1 · 08-28-2003

Wow ... who could possibly think to take a box cutter to an airport... after 9/11... but 50,000 people..... are any of them from Oprano?

A.A. · 08-28-2003

I can't believe people actually thought they were gonna get half of that shit on a plane!? Chainsaws and weedeaters...c'mon!?

SykkBoy · 08-28-2003

I know someone who always travels with a 'Saw...

Lisa · 08-28-2003

On my trip over for Internext, I did 12 flights in 11 days...that's a LOT of trips thru airport security.

Funniest thing amongst all of the warning signs I saw was one that went something like:

No guns.
No knives.
No bombs.
No jokes.

Yep, even joking has been officially outlawed.

*KK* · 08-28-2003

What kind of perfume has a bottle shaped like a hand grenade?

gonzo · 08-28-2003

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Originally posted by SykkBoy@Aug 28 2003, 04:48 PM
I know someone who always travels with a 'Saw...

I know Jesse Dupree travels with one...

sarettah · 08-28-2003

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Originally posted by *KK*@Aug 28 2003, 09:19 PM
What kind of perfume has a bottle shaped like a hand grenade?

http://www.wwd.com/images/covers/062703.jpg

Maybe ??

Peaches · 08-28-2003

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Originally posted by *KK*@Aug 28 2003, 10:19 PM
What kind of perfume has a bottle shaped like a hand grenade?

It might have been a perfume bottle that wasn't bought with perfume in it.

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Joesho1 On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 131	Wow ... who could possibly think to take a box cutter to an airport... after 9/11... but 50,000 people..... are any of them from Oprano?

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Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	On my trip over for Internext, I did 12 flights in 11 days...that's a LOT of trips thru airport security. Funniest thing amongst all of the warning signs I saw was one that went something like: No guns. No knives. No bombs. No jokes. Yep, even joking has been officially outlawed.

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