Man cuts off penis, eats it

Lisa · 07-13-2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

From: http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/comm...55E1702,00.html

Timon · 07-13-2003

He must have a pretty low blood pressure if his crotch didn't start bleeding until after he fried and ate his penis.... ;-)

Or were the drugs he took so good that he was aware of what he was doing but ate his penis anyway?

Lisa · 07-13-2003

I suspect he didn't realise his crotch was bleeding till the drugs wore off...lol.

Timon · 07-13-2003

They must have some pretty good drugs in Malaysia ;-))

slavdogg · 07-13-2003

thats the craziest 6am story i've ever heard

Opti · 07-13-2003

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Originally posted by Timon@Jul 13 2003, 04:21 PM
He must have a pretty low blood pressure if his crotch didn't start bleeding until after he fried and ate his penis.... ;-)

Or were the drugs he took so good that he was aware of what he was doing but ate his penis anyway?

That's a lot of questions Timon.. I know you get to Asia from time to time.. thinking of trying to hook up with that guy's dealer or something? ;-))

wargames · 07-13-2003

Thats just nasty

Timon · 07-13-2003

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Originally posted by Opti@Jul 13 2003, 01:56 PM
thinking of trying to hook up with that guy's dealer or something? ;-))

Fuck yeah, I gotta try whatever he took ;-))

Lisa · 07-13-2003

But what oil is appropriate for frying human body parts in? Baby oil???

Timon · 07-14-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Jul 13 2003, 10:56 PM
But what oil is appropriate for frying human body parts in? Baby oil???

I usually fry my testicles in ass crack oil ;-)

Dianna Vesta · 07-14-2003

Oh man this is just not the thread you want to be reading fist thing in the morning.

sarah_webinc · 07-14-2003

witty responses aren't happening for me on this one. So, I will just say - yuck.

Danny_C · 07-14-2003

I think he might have misunderstood the voices. Sometimes they mumble and it's hard to understand them correctly.

Hunter · 07-14-2003

Hey there was a story a while back about a guy in South America who cut off the penis of a donkey and brought it to a local hospital where he asked if the doctors could sew it on for him. I can't find the story now, but thought that it was pretty sick.

Timon · 07-14-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Hunter@Jul 14 2003, 12:28 PM
I can't find the story now, but thought that it was pretty sick.

Well that depends...

How big was it? :-)

BruceM · 07-15-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Lisa@Jul 13 2003, 07:56 PM
But what oil is appropriate for frying human body parts in? Baby oil???

Hahaha

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Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today. The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur. The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity. He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported. The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said. From: http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/comm...55E1702,00.html

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Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	He must have a pretty low blood pressure if his crotch didn't start bleeding until after he fried and ate his penis.... ;-) Or were the drugs he took so good that he was aware of what he was doing but ate his penis anyway?

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