Oprano Front Page


Go Back   Oprano Adult Industry Forums > The Business Of Porn - Closed For Posting > Legacy Archived Main Board
Reload this Page We went dark
Register All AlbumsBlogs FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
If your considering copy and pasting your latest drive by spam here because you cant find any other place.

DONT!

Oprano has a ZERO tolerance policy for spam. Yours WILL be deleted. If you are looking for more exposure for your product please contact advertising@oprano.com for more information.

Legacy Archived Main Board Business chat and general industry chat. All participation is welcome. Dont post your fucking spam here.





Check Out YnotMail

The Original Oprano Flat Board (Thanks To Sarettah!)---
Oprano Swag Shop
"History Of Porn Timeline
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-18-2010   #1
RawAlex
Members
$100 for every ImLive sign-up
 
RawAlex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 4,036
Default Re: We went dark
I can't see... it's dark in there. Anyone got a candle so I don't have to curse the darkness?
__________________
Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds
RawAlex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2010   #2
gonzo
Fat Fucking Nobody
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
gonzo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Atlanta,Ga.
Posts: 17,795
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex View Post
I can't see... it's dark in there. Anyone got a candle so I don't have to curse the darkness?
You have been eaten by a grue.
__________________
We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
"Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson
"The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale
gonzo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-2010   #3
RawAlex
Members
$100 for every ImLive sign-up
 
RawAlex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 4,036
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo View Post
You have been eaten by a grue.
crap! that means I have to start over again.

F
F
R
__________________
Let's go to the edge of disaster Push the pedal and go a little faster Let's slam into a wall at ramming speed Let's go to the edge of a mountain Jump off and lets start countin' Hit the ground and tell me if it bleeds
RawAlex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2010   #4
EmporerEJ
Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer.
 
EmporerEJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA, Northern Hemisphere, Terra, 3rd of nine, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Far from Galactic Core
Posts: 2,260
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex View Post
I can't see... it's dark in there. Anyone got a candle so I don't have to curse the darkness?
You are standing in a hall. Ahead of you is darkness. To the south, is light. To the west, a glimmer of a power light from a still running UPS, and empty rack system. To the west, a wall with a picture of a fat guy in a fur coat.
You are holding:
Candle
flint
dildo

Choose action?>
__________________

Eric J. White
VirtualSexMachine.com
EmporerEJ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2010   #5
helix
Jebus loves me
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: 40 Oz to Freedom
Posts: 857
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ View Post
You are standing in a hall. Ahead of you is darkness. To the south, is light. To the west, a glimmer of a power light from a still running UPS, and empty rack system. To the west, a wall with a picture of a fat guy in a fur coat.
You are holding:
Candle
flint
dildo

Choose action?>
No "eat donut" option??
__________________
Sigless
helix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-21-2010   #6
Toby
Fat Fucking Nobody
Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed
 
Toby's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Houston
Posts: 2,624
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by helix View Post
No "eat donut" option??
The grue already ate all the donuts
Toby is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2010   #7
EmporerEJ
Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer.
 
EmporerEJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA, Northern Hemisphere, Terra, 3rd of nine, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Far from Galactic Core
Posts: 2,260
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by helix View Post
No "eat donut" option??

You got to "open Pack" first.
__________________

Eric J. White
VirtualSexMachine.com
EmporerEJ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2010   #8
gonzo
Fat Fucking Nobody
Want to see your own Advertising Here!
 
gonzo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Atlanta,Ga.
Posts: 17,795
Blog Entries: 11
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ View Post
You are standing in a hall. Ahead of you is darkness. To the south, is light. To the west, a glimmer of a power light from a still running UPS, and empty rack system. To the west, a wall with a picture of a fat guy in a fur coat.
You are holding:
Candle
flint
dildo

Choose action?>
http://www.gonzobucks.com
__________________
We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
"Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson
"The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale
gonzo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-22-2010   #9
EmporerEJ
Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer.
 
EmporerEJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: USA, Northern Hemisphere, Terra, 3rd of nine, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Far from Galactic Core
Posts: 2,260
Default Re: We went dark
Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo View Post
Bump for the blatant Gonzo promotion.

__________________

Eric J. White
VirtualSexMachine.com
EmporerEJ is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:03 PM..

Oprano - The Business of Porn - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022