Best picture of the campaign....

[softball]

Call me a Luddite, but I use my phone for one thing only. Making phone calls. I hook up computers when I need internet access. I have simplified my life to the point that instant communication is not necessary. This from a guy who would drive half way across town to retrieve my cell phone if I forgot it at home. Stopping by phone booths three times along the way to check my messages. I don't miss that shit one little bit. It comes with having a business that is not critically time sensitive. Electronic porn has allowed me to disconnect from so much stuff. Kind of counter intuitive....

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

...I have simplified my life to the point that instant communication is not necessary...

Same here. The only times I take my cell with me when I leave the house is when I'm expecting a call or I'm going out of town. I simply don't care to be that available.

[Hell Puppy]

Damned Amish webmasters in our midst...

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Damned Amish webmasters in our midst...

So what do you call an Amish man with his arm half way up a horses ass....???

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

So what do you call an Amish man with his arm half way up a horses ass....???

A mechanic!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

So what do you call an Amish man with his arm half way up a horses ass....???

You ever watch an Amish porno movie?


90 minutes of nothing but bare ankles! You'd love it!