Our Industry is Surreal

[Dravyk]

Sigh. There are times when this industry very much resembles a Fellini movie.

Take this press release I received today of a robbery during the middle of a porn shoot.

Tonight'a Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect. Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, "While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual."

[gonzo]

Porno Dan send you this?

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Sigh. There are times when this industry very much resembles a Fellini movie.

Take this press release I received today of a robbery during the middle of a porn shoot.

Tonight'a Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect. Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, "While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual."

[RawAlex]

Why let a little robbery get in the way of a major bukkuke omlette?

Cue the duck!

[TheEnforcer]

Well, thst is one odd news item.

[DannyCox]

Dan posted that all over the place.

Pic below....

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Porno Dan send you this?

Who? Naw we get press releases sent to AllOfEm all the time. This one came from someone named Ted.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

Dan posted that all over the place.

White omelets are all the rage now adays. ... Good protein.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Why let a little robbery get in the way of a major bukkuke omlette?

Cue the duck!

Ya get $100 if ya say the magic phrase.

[Hell Puppy]

So how come Porno Dan whores everywhere but here?

Someone should talk to his damned boss...