$700 billion and a side of pork

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Senate passed the bail out bill...with what they called "sweeteners". I'd call it sweet 'n sour pork.

I like this one:

"A measure that would require health insurers to treat mental health issues the same way they treat physical illnesses."

WHAT IN THE FUCK does that have to do with a mortgage industry bailout?

Um, didn't you know the bailout is about healthcare reform?

Totally.

Just ask Sarah Palin:
"Ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions."
[unedited, unaltered response taken from Palin interview]