Help a fashion challenged fat ass...

[TheEnforcer]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I think I lack the vanity gene...

My hair has had a lot of gray since I was 25...family trait. Most people still think I'm older than I am though I'm starting to catch up to my hair.

Me too. Especially in my beard. Just the way it is.

The goatee comes and goes. That's purely a mood thing. Hair length is a function of how busy I am. Though I will usually get it cut before I travel simply to have less of it to wash in the hard water of most hotel showers. So far no issues with baldness, in fact I could turn hippie in 6 months as fast as mine grows.

I've had a beard and mustache probably 80-90% of the time since I was 16.

Clothes, I try to just dress appropriate for whatever I'm doing or wherever I'm going. Typically that's gonna mean chinos and either a polo or oxford....works for most things. I used to be nothing but jeans, tshirts, sneakers and a baseball cap so I could let the hair go wild. But that was before I was "trained". Now I'm almost housebroken.

LOL

I'm still shorts and t-shirt kind with a baseball cap 99% of the time I leave the house. If I have to I can dress up but I rarely go to places or events where I have to. I used to wear a suit and tie to work every day for several years and actually enjoyed it quite a bit, though I always had soemthing that was appropriate but a bit different, so I can clean up nicely when needed.

For example, I would wear specialty ties that had endangered species on them and really nice cowboy boots with some very nice suits. People, especially women, loved the look.

Oh, and I'm fat. Some of you may have noticed. I wouldn't mind losing weight, but that's not a matter of vanity, that's just about feeling better and being healthier. One of these days I should really hire some more help and make time to take care of myself and eat better.

Ditto. I am a big guy. Need to get in better shape.