Move Over WWF - ITS MIKE SOUTH !!!

[gonzo]

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — New professional wrestling federation NRPW announced the signing of industry blogger Mike South to join adult icon Ron Jeremy for colorful commentary during bouts.


Jeremy is the official commentator for the federation, and South will now sit by his side, trading witticisms and offering play-by-plays of the action. Both of them join the roster of NRPW stars including Tommy Gunn, Monica Mayhem, Evan Stone, Vampire Warrior, Buff Bagwell, Nikki Hunter, Bull Buchanan, Craig Valentine, Jessica Bangcock, Heidi Mayne, Christina Star and Nick Manning.
“I'm honored to be asked to be a part of this team," South said. "Back in the trailer every Friday night when I was but a tyke we used to watch all the greats on the Friday Night Fights. Wrestlin’ is as Southern as feelin’ up yer cousin at a family reunion. It’s in my blood same as trailers, shine, alien abductions, tornaders and Kid Rock.”

[DannyCox]

I still haven't seen any bouts from these guys, and I'm curious as to the style they do and how extreme their spots may get. Also wonder how much Kayfabe is involved in their shows.

As someone who has been in the Indy Wrestling business for the past 10 years, I can usually tell by watching just part of a show if a Fed will make it or not.

[MikeSouth]

Honestly I have no idea either, but I like Ronnie and I figure between the two of us we can have fun with it

Ive never even been a fan of rasselin

[softball]

I thought this thread was about endangered fucking Pandas....WWF helps out small birds and big bears...

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I thought this thread was about endangered fucking Pandas....WWF helps out small birds and big bears...

... heh. See my response.

[miz_wright]

World Wildlife Federation sued the World Wrestlling Federation about 10 years ago for the rights to use WWF. Since then, it's been the WWE - World Wrestling Entertainment. Rhet's right: you're saying pandas are being commentated by Mike *laugh*

... Don't ask me why I know that.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

World Wildlife Federation sued the World Wrestlling Federation about 10 years ago for the rights to use WWF. Since then, it's been the WWE - World Wrestling Entertainment. Rhet's right: you're saying pandas are being commentated by Mike *laugh*

... Don't ask me why I know that.

It will always be the WWF to me.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by gonzo

It will always be the WWF to me.

The old ways die hard in the South.

[ali25extreme]

Originally Posted by Toby

The old ways die hard in the South.

So true T man on more levels than one! Kinda tired of it..I know a wee bit off the subject!

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Toby

The old ways die hard in the South.

It would be difficult to find anyone more Southern than me :P

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by gonzo

It will always be the WWF to me.

Give me the "Glory Days" of the NWA with Gordon Solie behind the mike

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

Give me the "Glory Days" of the NWA with Gordon Solie behind the mike

So you like seeing pier 6 brawls with lots of shots to the pectoralis major and both opponents wearing a crimson mask?

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

So you like seeing pier 6 brawls with lots of shots to the pectoralis major and both opponents wearing a crimson mask?

You are very correct sir! I see you know your "Solieisums"

Let’s also not forget that frontal standing suflex, slamming your opponent to the canvas and jarring all 12 thoracic vertebrae!

hehehe . . . pier 6 brawls! Usually caused by a two or more heals ganging up on a good guy, resulting in the emptying of the locker room and quickly escalating into "pandemonium"

[Greg B]

Oh God! Not wrestling! Not wrestling again!!!! Nooooo!

I grew up on that stuff. The WWF used to film all their wrestling matches across the street from the office in my hometown! I saw EVERYONE every week. Andre the Giant to the Hulkster to even King Kong Bundy. That was back in the day but wrasslin' just keeps getting bigger. Didn't know there were fans on the board!

That calls for a Gonzo Wrassler toon!

[DannyCox]

As quite a few people here now, I own the largest Indy Wrestling Fed in Canada. We have a series on FightTV and have had a number of PPV events. Our style is a mixture of extreme (think ECW) and high-flying. It sure isn't that boring old big man stiff wrestling like WWE.

A few people here have been to some of our shows, and everyone is always entertained.

BTW, it's back to the Medley on September 27th for IWS Un"F'n"Sanctioned with the famous "Fans Bring The Weapons" match

[MikeSouth]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

As quite a few people here now, I own the largest Indy Wrestling Fed in Canada. We have a series on FightTV and have had a number of PPV events. Our style is a mixture of extreme (think ECW) and high-flying. It sure isn't that boring old big man stiff wrestling like WWE.

A few people here have been to some of our shows, and everyone is always entertained.

BTW, it's back to the Medley on September 27th for IWS Un"F'n"Sanctioned with the famous "Fans Bring The Weapons" match

If you ever need a commentator hit me up....apparently I will work for laughs

[PervertInPueblaMexico]

I'll have to try to catch this.

[Buckwheat]

Originally Posted by PervertInPueblaMexico

I'll have to try to catch this.

Here! Catch This!!!

[RawAlex]

Let's all bump threads.