Rhetorical... I'm sorry...

[Rcourt64]

Look... I realize now I was wrong about the Fruit of the Loom contract.
I thought you Banana Bimbo Wife would have done well with they're team.
But since I fucked up. I wish to make it up by offering....





A NEW MARKETING IDEA THAT HAS PRESENTED ITSELF!!!

Just give me another change and I promise I can sell this one FOR SURE.



The only sad thing is krispy kreme request they're logo cover her ugly face. But I'll work on that


ICQ ME MAN....

[softball]

Like I said, truckie, San Francisco is only about a month away. (its on the I5 in case you get lost) You are welcome to say all of this in person. I will show her your work. You can dazzle her with the wealth of internet marketing acumen that you have gleaned from Jace. Overwhelm us with your stories of great marketing success. You are more than welcome to join us for a drink. That is if you want a pretty blonde girl to ream your fat ass.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Like I said, truckie, San Francisco is only about a month away. (its on the I5 in case you get lost) You are welcome to say all of this in person. I will show her your work. You can dazzle her with the wealth of internet marketing acumen that you have gleaned from Jace. Overwhelm us with your stories of great marketing success. You are more than welcome to join us for a drink. That is if you want a pretty blonde girl to ream your fat ass.

Come on now graham... you know its about the mighty dollar CHA-CHING CHA-CHING right?
you sold her whore nasty looking face once? We can do it again.
Just give me another change please..... I'm on my hands and kness here.

ALL THE MAINSTRAM MARKETING of UGLY thats available in this couintry?
We could get far rhetorical !!!


AND CHECK OUT THE PROMO MATERIAL...



With every Krispy Kreme Dozen Assorted Box sold...


A FREE SPANK MY KREME BUTTY BELT !!!!


WE CAN GO WRONG THIS TIME!!!!

[DannyCox]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

you sold her whore nasty looking face once?

I said it before, and I will say it again. Anyone attacking a partner of someone on any of my boards would be immediately banned. Without warning. Rcourt, your beef is with Graham, why bring his wife into it? That just shows desperation and a total lack of maturity and intelligence. Why attack someone who isn't here to fight back? As I said the last time you pulled this infantile crap, I don't know you, have never talked to you, and have never had anything against you. But...I really don't like when someone hides behind a keyboard and resorts to your type of tactics. Signs of a very weak man. Belittle Graham all you like, just leave family alone.

The big problem with Oprano is the lack of moderation. This bullshit just goes on and on and is keeping people away. Time for someone to grow a pair, start swinging that cock, and take the reigns, or this place really will die. I hardly post as 95% of what I see posted is bullshit and unrelated to anything we do.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I said it before, and I will say it again. Anyone attacking a partner of someone on any of my boards would be immediately banned. Without warning. Rcourt, your beef is with Graham, why bring his wife into it? That just shows desperation and a total lack of maturity and intelligence. Why attack someone who isn't here to fight back? As I said the last time you pulled this infantile crap, I don't know you, have never talked to you, and have never had anything against you. But...I really don't like when someone hides behind a keyboard and resorts to your type of tactics. Signs of a very weak man. Belittle Graham all you like, just leave family alone.

The big problem with Oprano is the lack of moderation. This bullshit just goes on and on and is keeping people away. Time for someone to grow a pair, start swinging that cock, and take the reigns, or this place really will die. I hardly post as 95% of what I see posted is bullshit and unrelated to anything we do.

I hear what your saying Danny. Ive just not ever been much for banning people. Its the freedom of speech streak that Ive had since I was a kid.

Another one of my character flaws along with trying to do always do the right thing.

I guess I figure in the back of my mind that Darwinis theory takes care of all when it comes to this business.

I used to spare with Graham a few years ago and he is a fun guy to debate. I never had an occasion to bring his wife into our discussions as it was irrelevant. I actually do look forward to meeting them both.

Out of some of our heated discussions most on Ammasters I think we both found a healthy respect for the others style. I think it was you that once told me that Graham lot of times is bored and trying to get a rise out of people while his videos were rendering.

I guess piss has been a staple of this board since its been around. Im guilty of reintroducing it to the board I suppose but shady business practices seem to motivate me to do so. A lot of people ask me why do you hate so and so etc.

I can really think of one person in this business that pushed a button on that level and blatant pedophiles IMHO are no good for this business or society. Sex Education dude is long since gone. And thats really the only person in this business that Ive ever felt the need to make it personal.

The rest of the time I imagine Im just like Graham enjoying the rise that I get out of people while they all imagine that Im capturing screeens and printing out threads to make ready for a fed ex package to pose as a law suit.

I can say that I have had the good fortune to meet both Jace and Rcourt in person. Both seem to be genuine good people. Jace has managed to really carve his way into the word press side of this business and I wish him good fortune and hope that he sticks with it to make his mark even if its just as a personal milestone.

Rcourt has some really funny photoshops and one of those sense of humor that would probably serve him well on a blog. The new interactive style of blogs like Mike south has done where he actually interacts with people and has other writers would be a great platform for him. If not a money maker at least a creative outlet.

Maybe in this case is why Im reluctant to use the ban hammer. Ill remind you as personal as it got on both sides we never banned Confucy and that mess got very personal with both Serge and Kevin Mitnick. When you literally reach out from behind the screen and mess with someones life I dont think it gets any more personal.

The business is changing as it always does. I dont need to tell you this as youve seen it as much as I have and a lot more in depth.

I guess I need to be more aware that even though its my job to be the straw that stirs the drink its also my responsibility to set the example.

Maybe these guys can take the women out of the equation and find what it is they really have issue with each other.

Or maybe they will come to the point where they agree to disagree.

That being said I will admit that several of us decided that we must go to Cybernet Expo just to meet Graham and have an excuse to do some business. With that being a month away I certainly encourage others to consider doing so.

[pam]

Well, here is my 2 cents' worth, if it's worth that much. I agree with everything Danny has said. Gonzo, why don't you do what I did on one forum when the kids could not get along, that is make a section/forum called "The Ring" where anything and everything goes, but it is not viewable by the public/search engines, only people in one specific group? People here are saying things and it will come back to bite them in the butt as far as future work.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

The big problem with Oprano is the lack of moderation. This bullshit just goes on and on and is keeping people away. Time for someone to grow a pair, start swinging that cock, and take the reigns, or this place really will die. I hardly post as 95% of what I see posted is bullshit and unrelated to anything we do.

I will agree with you here though, this place is a joke these days (sorry gonzo), almost no business and all piss and fights

[RawAlex]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

That is if you want a pretty blonde girl to ream your fat ass.

Careful offering that around here, I am sure a few people would go for it.

[softball]

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Careful offering that around here, I am sure a few people would go for it.

LOL, I thought that as I posted it. But then I thought that Rcourt would have no idea and he didn't.

[gonzo]

Thats it. Im going to go look for a fucking spell checker.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Thats it. Im going to go look for a fucking spell checker.

hehehehe, I just love being a stupid truck driver

[Jace]

I love that rhetorical brings my wife into it and no one skips a beat, but the minute I bring his wife into it I am all the sudden the bad guy, hahahahah

gotta love double standards

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Jace

I love that rhetorical brings my wife into it and no one skips a beat, but the minute I bring his wife into it I am all the sudden the bad guy, hahahahah

gotta love double standards

I dont think your a bad guy. Ive met your wife several times and I think shes a very nice lady. You got to realize Graham and I used to call each other things a lot worse than what yall are doing. Wish you could join us in San Fran... meeting him and his wife should be one of the highlights of the show.

I have to think from speaking with Danny several years ago and my personal experience is that you both probably have a lot in common.

And I have to laugh when you say theres no business here when the board brings me more than I can handle from day to day.

Get out of the box buddy!

You guys got more biz sense than swapping licks 3 stooges style.
This biz is opening wide to swallow those that dont evolve. Its being felt from the top to the bottom.

If you doubt me look at Playboy's stock and its pitiful earnings. Heres one of the worlds MOST valuable, branded and prestigious libraries of content and these motherfuckers cant figure out how to sell it.

They didnt have a clue in the 80s when they met with BBS operators with this nifty 1-800 BBS for all you can eat all the while they wanted to hold back the better content for an upsell for the print magazine.

Talk about having the crown jewels in your hand and jacking off with it instead. They were POISED for the internet and yet they squandered it.

Dig in and make your place. Your in a position to call your own shots. You have a perspective on this industry that very very few have. Youve been content, your married to a star and you have some tech background that shows you understand.

LEVERAGE that shit!

I know it seems that Im here just clowning but as always I prefer to remain underestimated.

Remember I was once just the unemployeed janitor of this place.

[Hammer]

Although I understand your reasoning in being light handed with the ban button, sometimes a few members can take control and really fuck a place up.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Although I understand your reasoning in being light handed with the ban button, sometimes a few members can take control and really fuck a place up.

I resemble that remark...............dammit

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I resemble that remark...............dammit

Not even remotely.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by gonzo

I dont think your a bad guy. Ive met your wife several times and I think shes a very nice lady. You got to realize Graham and I used to call each other things a lot worse than what yall are doing. Wish you could join us in San Fran... meeting him and his wife should be one of the highlights of the show.

I have to think from speaking with Danny several years ago and my personal experience is that you both probably have a lot in common.

And I have to laugh when you say theres no business here when the board brings me more than I can handle from day to day.

Get out of the box buddy!

You guys got more biz sense than swapping licks 3 stooges style.
This biz is opening wide to swallow those that dont evolve. Its being felt from the top to the bottom.

If you doubt me look at Playboy's stock and its pitiful earnings. Heres one of the worlds MOST valuable, branded and prestigious libraries of content and these motherfuckers cant figure out how to sell it.

They didnt have a clue in the 80s when they met with BBS operators with this nifty 1-800 BBS for all you can eat all the while they wanted to hold back the better content for an upsell for the print magazine.

Talk about having the crown jewels in your hand and jacking off with it instead. They were POISED for the internet and yet they squandered it.

Dig in and make your place. Your in a position to call your own shots. You have a perspective on this industry that very very few have. Youve been content, your married to a star and you have some tech background that shows you understand.

In all honesty I could care less, like I told you the other night I am limiting myself to a only a few things in adult these days, and focusing my energies on only those thing, and the rest is dedicated to mainstream

rhetorical is just another guy on another forum, in other words he doesn't even enter my thoughts after I navigate from thread he is in, hell, the only time I have mentioned him off of oprano was talking to you the other day on icq, and that was a single line and it was done haha

the board might bring YOU more business, but that is because it is a board that is targeting business your way. I bet if you ask the other regulars here what business they have claimed from being a member of Oprano they wouldn't have much to tell you. From an end user stand point I really think you need to take a step back and think about whether you want a board that is going to make only you profitable or make all it's members profitable, and from there I think the other things people are saying will make more sense.

You have to have some order and sanity around here, otherwise people won't ever take it seriously...and there can be a nice mix of insanity and business, but right now there isn't the latter due to too much of the former

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

In all honesty I could care less, like I told you the other night I am limiting myself to a only a few things in adult these days, and focusing my energies on only those thing, and the rest is dedicated to mainstream

rhetorical is just another guy on another forum, in other words he doesn't even enter my thoughts after I navigate from thread he is in, hell, the only time I have mentioned him off of oprano was talking to you the other day on icq, and that was a single line and it was done haha

the board might bring YOU more business, but that is because it is a board that is targeting business your way. I bet if you ask the other regulars here what business they have claimed from being a member of Oprano they wouldn't have much to tell you. From an end user stand point I really think you need to take a step back and think about whether you want a board that is going to make only you profitable or make all it's members profitable, and from there I think the other things people are saying will make more sense.

You have to have some order and sanity around here, otherwise people won't ever take it seriously...and there can be a nice mix of insanity and business, but right now there isn't the latter due to too much of the former

Jace you know you have embarrassed yourself around here. You don't do any business because you refer us to sites that kill our browsers with ad ware hell.
You know I think you are useless. Why do you keep trying to prove me right? OK, time to do your monkey or puppet or some other such uncreative crap. You see in the entertainment business, you have to be "creative". Moving traffic is not "creative" no matter how many stupid burning man thingys you go to. You are a plumber or something. Not an entertainer. That was patently obvious to me when I actually read your posts. But dude, you really already know that. I know you do.
So, wanna take on my wife again? Come to San Francisco. 5 nights in Barcelona ain't worth it. You need at least a month in Espagne. Go big or don't go. You plonker. I just laugh when I see wallys like you doing the Serge Oprano big trip to Europe. I bet you are on a "tour". Perhaps you can develop a credible Castillian lisp. LMFAOROF

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Jace you know you have embarrassed yourself around here. You don't do any business because you refer us to sites that kill our browsers with ad ware hell.
You know I think you are useless. Why do you keep trying to prove me right? OK, time to do your monkey or puppet or some other such uncreative crap. You see in the entertainment business, you have to be "creative". Moving traffic is not "creative" no matter how many stupid burning man thingys you go to. You are a plumber or something. Not an entertainer. That was patently obvious to me when I actually read your posts. But dude, you really already know that. I know you do.
So, wanna take on my wife again? Come to San Francisco. 5 nights in Barcelona ain't worth it. You need at least a month in Espagne. Go big or don't go. You plonker. I just laugh when I see wallys like you doing the Serge Oprano big trip to Europe. I bet you are on a "tour". Perhaps you can develop a credible Castillian lisp. LMFAOROF

don't know what a tour is "plonker", but I can assure you I am not....my wife and i have plane tickets, backbacks and our spirit, nothing more.....man, you get riled up over every single thing I say, don't you? hahaha, it really is quite amusing

not one single site I have sent people to from this forum has anything to do with adware or spyware

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and when did I claim to be an entertainer? there you go throwing lies out there again, saying I said shit when I didn't, you seem to be WAY too good at that

I am a CODER, I never said I move traffic, I never said I entertained....I CODE, period.

you seem OH so obsessed with me and it is getting a little freaky to be honest, you know absolutely nothing about me, what I do, or how I do it, but yet you keep bringing up jobs you THINK I do and trying to use them against me, which is hilarious because most of the time you are dead wrong, and i keep getting icq's from people you seem to look up to, asking "wtf is he talking about, you don't do that do you?"

and while you may think I am embarrassing myself, I feel perfectly fine about the way I am, and while you probably stay awake at night drunk as a skunk thinking up new ways to insult me and figuring out new words you can use to make yourself look like you don't actually live in north america, I log off and don't give you another thought.....

i love the fact that I went to one burning man style even and keep trying to use it against me like it was something bad, haha....jesus you are a tool

I hope you and gonzo have a great time in san fran together, maybe you can teach him how to do everything just like you so he never makes a mistake again....cause, god knows, you are perfect at everything and have never made a mistake in your life

your a tool....you know it, the board knows and with the amount of icq's I get about you, the entire industry knows it

plonker! whatever the fuck that means Gordon Ramsey Jr.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Wish you could join us in San Fran... meeting him and his wife should be one of the highlights of the show.

oh yeah, won't be in san fran for that show, the wife and I are going to Barcelona for 5 days, but I will be at Internext Florida, Atlanta Forum and Internext Vegas

I thought about Xbiz, but there is actually a huge apparel trade show we have to hit, and xbiz seems more like a party than anything

[RawAlex]

The Xbiz show sales point is "this isn't internext". So anyone pissed off at AVN goes there instead, I guess.

[Jace]

gonzo, people like rhetorical devalue your forum, I hope you realize that one day and know it will never be a true business forum with people like him throwing insults at every single person that tries to express any opinion. I am a full time, old school, internet worker, and every single day I try and figure out why I still bother posting here, and the only reason I can come up with is "because gonzo is my friend", but that excuse is wearing thin

hell, you pretty much already have most of the atlanta adult industry crowd barely wanting to post here because of the crap they are given when they try and even make one post....but maybe that is what you want, a huge fighting forum, where everyone on here fights and fights til one person leaves and never comes back?

[Jace]

come on rhetorical, where is the proof that site had adware or spyware? post proof or stop your rambling about it

[Jace]

btw, I own a mobile dj company, and as I have stated numerous times over and over, I don't even go to the gigs anymore, I hired people to do that for me

[softball]

I don't care for 5 star hotels and I most certainly don't care about nice cars

No shit. Only people that can't afford them say this shit. I will think about you when I have to mortgage the farm to fill the tank on my 911.

think someone sent me a link to a site you own a long while ago, where I grabbed that picture, but can't remember it anymore, guess it just wasn't memorable

apparently it was

I am on salary with two pretty large adult companies, along with working for one of the largest adult dvd distributors...oh, and did I also mention I am now working on a contractual basis for VH1?

big deal. You and a ton of others. It prolly doesn't pay.

and what is you do again?

I am a pornographer. Prior to that, many years in network tv. Well beyond vh1, you berk

next you will be saying bollocks and wanting some bangers and mash

i will be having that this weekend, like I usually do. Bollocks to you. Jace you will have a fine time in europe. A redneck with a parochial attitude. They will see you coming a mile away. Or should I say a kilometer away.

LMFAO. Kid, you just keep getting better and better. Time to inflate the tyres on your luxury home.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

No shit. Only people that can't afford them say this shit. I will think about you when I have to mortgage the farm to fill the tank on my 911.

apparently it was


big deal. You and a ton of others. It prolly doesn't pay.

I am a pornographer. Prior to that, many years in network tv. Well beyond vh1, you berk

i will be having that this weekend, like I usually do. Bollocks to you. Jace you will have a fine time in europe. A redneck with a parochial attitude. They will see you coming a mile away. Or should I say a kilometer away.

LMFAO. Kid, you just keep getting better and better. Time to inflate the tyres on your luxury home.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Time to inflate the tyres on your luxury home.

I have no dog in this race so don't mind me, but I had to say I laughed so hard when I read this I almost pooped my pants.