Need Toon/Mascot Design -- Updated works posted

[Jace]

when this works let us know

http://www.stingynut.com/pricing.html

[EmporerEJ]

I have a penis masturbation device.
if anyone would like to purchase one, hit me up.

I will advertise it's sale here for free, and not realize it's Gonzo's board.
And then, when Gonzo tells me it's his board, I'll see if he wants to buy one.

I will then ask Gonzo what his penis size is, so that I might try to talk him into buying one...you know by advertising my product on his board to him.

Yes, I know he is a tolerant man, and I simply don't "get it."

I won't tell him (or anyone else) any sample pricing, but will insist on knowing what their "project is," first.

I don't understand that intellectual property on the net is a commodity, and perhaps people don't WANT to discuss their "project" with me until they know if it's worth their time and risk.

Perhaps, because I have a website, Gonzo will give me free advertising to all his readers.

I know that Gonzo gets paid for the ad space here, but hey, I've got the product everyone wants and needs, so that doesn't apply to me, right?

Because, you know, I have a penis masturbation device.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I have a penis masturbation device.
if anyone would like to purchase one, hit me up.

I will advertise it's sale here for free, and not realize it's Gonzo's board.
And then, when Gonzo tells me it's his board, I'll see if he wants to buy one.

I will then ask Gonzo what his penis size is, so that I might try to talk him into buying one...you know by advertising my product on his board to him.

Yes, I know he is a tolerant man, and I simply don't "get it."

I won't tell him (or anyone else) any sample pricing, but will insist on knowing what their "project is," first.

I don't understand that intellectual property on the net is a commodity, and perhaps people don't WANT to discuss their "project" with me until they know if it's worth their time and risk.

Perhaps, because I have a website, Gonzo will give me free advertising to all his readers.

I know that Gonzo gets paid for the ad space here, but hey, I've got the product everyone wants and needs, so that doesn't apply to me, right?

Because, you know, I have a penis masturbation device.

[EmporerEJ]

Now, that's a sad story.
Guy came up with an ingenious reciprocating mechanism to convert rotary to Reciprocal action.
Sent to China to be "manufactured."
Of course he got ripped off.
China has little respect for intellectual property.


Stick with the Made in USA devices.