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Old 04-15-2008   #1
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Default Re: Gonzo - your site is broken

I'm not really looking to enter the fight with you guys, but here's what I see right now:

1 pussycash banner, three red broken Xs...

and:

Sorry! No LCN Girls are currently online.

Of the two, the one that would worry me is the missing chics.
Gonzo's broken images tells me I could probably get a good deal on a banner ad.

But the missing girls shows me that I'm not gonna find any chics to help me "rub one out" in the mid afternoon. 2:21 pm here in Sunny York County.
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Old 04-15-2008   #2
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Of the two, the one that would worry me is the missing chics.
Yup! You're right. It's a hard business, what can I say.... we have been running ads in Montreal for a while now but all the calls we get are from girls who want to work here, but need to start only next month when exams are over. Sucks...

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I can say is once I moved www.Sexyteaser.com to Moocash I no longer experienced the same problems and immediately there were conversions
Good for you!! Moocash is a pretty decent company and I'm sure you'll be much happier being their affiliate.


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How could I destroy TMM with how "little I know" you sure are giving me a lot of power.
I didn't say you could destroy them. I said your posts about them make you seem like a destroyer.


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You're right! Oh well. I can only dream and hope for the best I suppose...
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Old 04-15-2008   #3
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Hi again Shellee!!!

The original message in this thread was about missing banners here at Oprano. Nice to see that you still feel the need to jump in and change the conversation to what you want.

Also nice of you to not even bother reading anything. You said:

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We had to wait until 2pm for a girl and now we have to wait until 8pm.... They must be studying hard for those exams.
. We have no control over the content. We cannot demand people chat, and we cannot demand our customers to demand that their people chat. What world do you live in?



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How do you let your affiliates know to stop their traffic when the girls have exams and won't be online?
We don't. Affiliates don't have the time to add and remove our banners just because we have or do not have girls on. We can only hope to earn their traffic despite the dynamic schedule. As I also said earlier it would be nice to have more girls on more often, but we're not dictators here, herr kommandant.

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Where do you think all those 2-8pm users are headed when they see no girls online?
I don't know... but we still manage to do OK, Shellee. Believe it or not, there are ways to manage things like this, and one day I hope you will learn that too.


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We got girls online if you want to send your users over to my little sexyteaser site that you enjoy bashing - I'll give you a cut!
Thanks but no thanks Shellee. I don't trust that you will ever pay us. And besides, I don't really trust your websites or your ability to run a site or a business.

Look at this:




Once again you have the word KIDS in your site (this image is only minutes old), linked to some template thing.

(to see this, go to http://www.naughtyclicks.com/welcome.html. View / Source this page, and then search for "kids").

I emailed you 2 weeks ago letting you know about this and it is still there. You got blasted on Oprano some time ago about the same thing and it is still there. Shellee this kind of thing can really hurt your site and companies willingness to work with you.

Plus, I'm no search engine expert, but what happens if a child is online and he searches for the words "kids"? Since its not in your meta tags I doubt they would find your site, but still...

Of course No one thinks your into CP Shellee. But this kind of thing is very typical of you. You make HUGE mistakes in business, practice and judgement and then refuse to listen to anyone when they try to help you.

I'm not going to get mad at you Shellee. I just want you to know that no one (especially us) feel any need to prove ourselves to you. We tried very hard to help you in the past. It was your stubborness that caused your failure, Shellee.

Now perhaps turn your attention to your sites and stop trolling for the latest gossip on 2Much. If you're not careful there will be another repeat of this:





Finally Shellee, look. We will never do business together again, that much I can promise you. But please stop fighting with me. Our business together is done and I am tired of this. You don't have to love us, and of course you can keep your opinions about us and tell all your little friends. But please try to keep it out of the public forum, ok?

Thanks and take care.

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Old 04-15-2008   #4
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Looks to me like Shellee is just trying to help you out with some problems she saw on your site. No girls online is a pretty big problem dont you think?

I thought you started this thread in the sprit of giving old newbie GonZo a hand here......

The next scheduled performer is starla, who will be on Tonight, at 08 PM

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Looks to me like Shellee is just trying to help you out with some problems she saw on your site. No girls online is a pretty big problem dont you think?
Perhaps she was Gonzo, but I have no interest in doing any more business with Shellee Hale. We learned that lesson a long time ago.

And yes its a problem. But please see my previous posts on this.

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Old 04-15-2008   #6
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Mark, It was changed but could it be you that hacked in to change it back to make a point and draw attention off your failure of a business. Most everyone on here knows I fixed it. I will know if you try and overwrite it again.

Are you really that obsessed with me? Like I said your mean and a destroyer and a liar. The funny thing is you know so little about me or my experiences and judge them constantly. You google me and take some tidbits from the last couple of years and try and make a story - I am 45 and there was 44 years of a life before I ever met you.. do you know what I did or what I made? I would not start questioning my success or claim I had none while you sit with a cam site that has no talent online.

You admit to spamming your affiliates and your licensees customers, the traffic brokers accuse you of stealing traffic and tell everyone not to buy traffic for your site or as a licensee. Your clients last on average 3 months and you call me out as your big failure. I would bet that if we matched my list of IP addresses on my sign-ups to IP addresses to sales you had on LCN immediately following their free sign-up that we would see the theft so you want to open the gate and prove your on the up and up? lets see if my traffic converted and if you stole from me - I already know the answer and risk assessment tells me you could never pay up on the judgment - jeeze what smart person would sue someone who's cam site has no talent and therefore no income.

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Shellee you are too funny.
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Old 04-15-2008   #8
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I did not have traffic?
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Mark, It was changed but could it be you that hacked in to change it back to make a point and draw attention off your failure of a business. Most everyone on here knows I fixed it. I will know if you try and overwrite it again.
You are kidding, aren't you?

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Are you really that obsessed with me? Like I said your mean and a destroyer and a liar. The funny thing is you know so little about me or my experiences and judge them constantly.
This again? We can't even sit back and watch Mark have his little bitchslap with Gonzo without this again??

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You google me and take some tidbits from the last couple of years and try and make a story - I am 45 and there was 44 years of a life before I ever met you.. do you know what I did or what I made? I would not start questioning my success or claim I had none while you sit with a cam site that has no talent online.
You should read the thread before you post in it. What are you referring to, exactly?

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You admit to spamming your affiliates and your licensees customers,
Really, now.

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the traffic brokers accuse you of stealing traffic and tell everyone not to buy traffic for your site or as a licensee.
Really.

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Your clients last on average 3 months
Really?

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and you call me out as your big failure.
He did?

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bet that if we matched my list of IP addresses on my sign-ups to IP addresses to sales you had on LCN immediately following their free sign-up that we would see the theft so you want to open the gate and prove your on the up and up? lets see if my traffic converted and if you stole from me - I already know the answer and risk assessment tells me you could never pay up on the judgment -
2much stole your traffic?

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jeeze what smart person would sue someone who's cam site has no talent and therefore no income.
An interesting comment, and a large assumption.

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What was that about?

Do you let "risk assessment" read these posts?
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Mark, It was changed but could it be you that hacked in to change it back to make a point and draw attention off your failure of a business. Most everyone on here knows I fixed it. I will know if you try and overwrite it again.
That is a major accusation there. But just to keep the record straight, he did not have to hack in and change anything. You had nailed a couple of the references but they were still in different spots all over your site.
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Sorry! No LCN Girls are currently online.
Yeah! Where the white women at?
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Old 04-16-2008   #12
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Yeah! Where the white women at?
They all gots the kellered sensor turned on.......y'all can't see 'em.
Put yer white George Bush mask on before you look at the 'puter.
Ye'll be able to fool it.
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