When the Icon's Ass Has Already been Worshipped

[gonzo]

What do I do when I do not want to follow suit by performing a rim job on one of the industry's Holy Men, but probably should? I *disagree*! Just to be contrary!! Because I like shooting myself in the foot like that!!!

Note to newbs: yes, you probably *should* kiss YNOT Bob's ass. Because it's, like, holy and stuff. If I had half a brain I would, too. Still? It cracks me up when girls deny that they have their noses buried between his butt cheeks. Moi? Kiss ass? Never!! It's especially cute to me since I see the same girl kissing SOME man's ass EVERY time I visit that board (which is rare, but perhaps makes it all the more noticeable that I see this EVERY TIME. Seriously though, every thread you go into with B O B posting, there are girls falling all over themselves to give him a virtual rim job. Enough already!!! Or just admit it; YES! I am kissing ass because it's the smart thing to do and/or there's NOTHING smarter than a girl acting stupid(er than a guy).

If you can't beat them, write snarky blog entries about them.

It's hard for me to describe why this trend chafes at me, but it has less to do with the specific instances where it occurs, and more to do with the overall tendency of webwhores to not engage in real discussions with Men Who are Assigned Respect in this industry, and instead to just try to get them to notice them by slobbering all over them and hoping somehow they'll get favors and traffic for exhibiting exaggerated deference to them. In theory I don't even disagree with this method and yeah, some of the guys *are* grand repositories of money, traffic and porno wisdom. But sometimes it just strikes me as grotesque, especially since there's such an obvious difference between the way the boys aspire to be ON the big mucky-mucks' levels and are more likely to engage in real dialogue with them, while the girls almost always do the bowing and scraping and submissive stupid-act. Teach me more, oh wise one! Thou FILLETH me with big lessons I am scarcely able to contain! I am content merely to kneel before you, a naked acolyte rubbing my nipples upon your knees.

Someday I'll give you a link to the thread in which I insulted Steve Lightspeed and explain why. But not today.

Reposted from http://webwhorebucks.com/blog/2008/0...eady-been.html

Guess I wasnt the only one . . .

[Toby]

Ya gotta love Trixie, she calls it as she see it.

[DannyCox]

I remember when Bob was just another Newbie

We were among the original YNOT members when that place first started. Damn, it was a real moneymaker for us all back in the day.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by DannyCox

I remember when Bob was just another Newbie

We were among the original YNOT members when that place first started. Damn, it was a real moneymaker for us all back in the day.

I was just explaining the other day about how Carol was the original amateur at least from my perspective on the web.

We get so many girls looking to make a massive amount of money for just slapping up some topless pictures.

"Where have all the good times gone?"

[softball]

I remember when Dan banned me from Amateurmasters a week after he bought it......so he could ban me....and that, friends, has been confirmed by a participant. The reason? Because I accused ynot bob of spamming (which he was) and that was when I first learned....from Dan Hogue, that Bob was an icon in the business. I was surprised at how fast and easy it was to be an icon in porn. But hey, I have been around longer than most, and I am still not an icon. Where can I send my resume?
BTW, I remember the lightspeed thread. There is no place for irreverence in this church.

[softball]

Oh yeah, and Tasty Trixie, who I have gone a few rounds with, is a chick to reckoned with. She is a freeking icon in this business. Have no idea who Jane B is. But I would bet she doesn't have the creativity, stamina, nor endurance to go the distance like Trixie. Does that sound like a rim job? lol

[DragonKing]

There's a nice retort here:
http://www.clubjaneblog.com/2008/04/...-chick-is.html

gotta love chick fights

[softball]

I say Trixie is way ahead on points. Its the start of the fifth round Jane B came out punching, but her lack of experience is beginning to show. Her punches are less potent and her left jab is failing to connect as she tires. Tasty, is still pretty nimble and light on her feet and her added reach gives her a distinct advantage. This Battle of the Blogs is worth the price of admission. Jane B's corner has been warned by the ref. One more insult, and he's out. The crowd is going wild. They think that that age and experience will carry the fight. It appears that JaneB will have to dig deep. That cut over her left eye is closing and looking pretty dangerous. She will have to recover her legs if she wants to deliver the haymaker right that she is famous for. Its gonna take a knock out for this battling babe to win this night. Will it go the distance? Can Tasty keep floating and stinging or will she tire and dwindle? Its toe to toe action tonight in Interweb Square Gardens.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I say Trixie is way ahead on points. Its the start of the fifth round Jane B came out punching, but her lack of experience is beginning to show. Her punches are less potent and her left jab is failing to connect as she tires. Tasty, is still pretty nimble and light on her feet and her added reach gives her a distinct advantage. This Battle of the Blogs is worth the price of admission. Jane B's corner has been warned by the ref. One more insult, and he's out. The crowd is going wild. They think that that age and experience will carry the fight. It appears that JaneB will have to dig deep. That cut over her left eye is closing and looking pretty dangerous. She will have to recover her legs if she wants to deliver the haymaker right that she is famous for. Its gonna take a knock out for this battling babe to win this night. Will it go the distance? Can Tasty keep floating and stinging or will she tire and dwindle? Its toe to toe action tonight in Interweb Square Gardens.

ROFL, funny shit.

Why do I get this picture of B O B in a Speedo carrying the customary sign around the ring between rounds.

[Trixie]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I say Trixie is way ahead on points. Its the start of the fifth round Jane B came out punching, but her lack of experience is beginning to show. Her punches are less potent and her left jab is failing to connect as she tires. Tasty, is still pretty nimble and light on her feet and her added reach gives her a distinct advantage. This Battle of the Blogs is worth the price of admission. Jane B's corner has been warned by the ref. One more insult, and he's out. The crowd is going wild. They think that that age and experience will carry the fight. It appears that JaneB will have to dig deep. That cut over her left eye is closing and looking pretty dangerous. She will have to recover her legs if she wants to deliver the haymaker right that she is famous for. Its gonna take a knock out for this battling babe to win this night. Will it go the distance? Can Tasty keep floating and stinging or will she tire and dwindle? Its toe to toe action tonight in Interweb Square Gardens.

Bwahahahaha!

You know that the best compliment I've ever gotten (besides yours in this thread, of course) was from someone who called me "the Howard Cosell of WebWhores"?

[softball]

Originally Posted by Trixie

Bwahahahaha!

You know that the best compliment I've ever gotten (besides yours in this thread, of course) was from someone who called me "the Howard Cosell of WebWhores"?

Its the tale of the tape, baby.

[Trixie]

You know, I was actually starting to feel remorseful about this until J's notified me of this thread and now he can share some of the responsibility for egging me on.

How does Gonzo always find the threads where I'm doing webwhore mud wrestling?

This Jane girl is *constantly* tossing the Camz salad, by the way. Never stops for air. She is one of those who cannot possibly offer even one tiny criticism of them and utilizes every single opportunity to sing their praises. I mean, I will give credit where credit is due but she is stark raving loony about it which is part of why I consider her a certifiable ass kisser (which still doesn't seem like that bad of an insult to me, at least not enough to warrant her sicking one of her crazed fans on me).

[Trixie]

Originally Posted by Toby

ROFL, funny shit.

Why do I get this picture of B O B in a Speedo carrying the customary sign around the ring between rounds.

If he's as cute in real life as he is in his avatar, I would love to see that.

[DragonKing]

Jesus and baby jesus

A set of Double Dees does to me what Kryptonite does to Superman
Well Done Trixie

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Trixie

You know, I was actually starting to feel remorseful about this until J's notified me of this thread and now he can share some of the responsibility for egging me on.

How does Gonzo always find the threads where I'm doing webwhore mud wrestling?

This Jane girl is *constantly* tossing the Camz salad, by the way. Never stops for air. She is one of those who cannot possibly offer even one tiny criticism of them and utilizes every single opportunity to sing their praises. I mean, I will give credit where credit is due but she is stark raving loony about it which is part of why I consider her a certifiable ass kisser (which still doesn't seem like that bad of an insult to me, at least not enough to warrant her sicking one of her crazed fans on me).

Some how the interesting things find their way to me. Besides youve always been interesting and outspoken.

Ass kissers are like alkys. They are the last to know about what weve all seen for years.

Be nice to the CamZ guys though. Graham has even been drinking booze with them and elephants.

Im glad to see you finally made it here.

[softball]

Originally Posted by gonzo

Some how the interesting things find their way to me. Besides youve always been interesting and outspoken.

Ass kissers are like alkys. They are the last to know about what weve all seen for years.

Be nice to the CamZ guys though. Graham has even been drinking booze with them and elephants.

Im glad to see you finally made it here.

Robb is not CamZ......not sure about the elephant, though.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Trixie

Bwahahahaha!

You know that the best compliment I've ever gotten (besides yours in this thread, of course) was from someone who called me "the Howard Cosell of WebWhores"?

Yer' still looking mighty tasty to me.

[Trixie]

So Steve banned me from his board for that; after eight years that's the first public board I've been banned from. Wacky.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Trixie

So Steve banned me from his board for that; after eight years that's the first public board I've been banned from. Wacky.

He must be taking notes from GFY on how to run a board.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Trixie

So Steve banned me from his board for that; after eight years that's the first public board I've been banned from. Wacky.

Welcome to the club. What did you do to get banned?

[Trixie]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Welcome to the club. What did you do to get banned?

Whatever it was, apparently he felt he needed to delete the entire thread.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Trixie

Whatever it was, apparently he felt he needed to delete the entire thread.

Oprano was broken

[softball]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Oprano was broken

Rcourt, dude, I don't think you get it. Your opinion us useless unless it involves the sulfur content of diesel fuel. It is obvious you are a porn addict. It is obvious that you have nothing to contribute here except boring posts filled with smileys....the sign of a newbie. Notice you are the only one who does this? Why don't you get on with your life. You have crashed and burned trying to be one of us. You never will be. No matter what you may think of me I am a participant in this business. I make a better than average living doing this. Much better actually. You don't make a pot to piss in from porn. You drive a truck. Notice we don't hang out on good buddy boards. Why? Because we are in the sex business. You are not. Gonzo apparently thinks you are good entertainment and God knows, many have humiliated you publicly but you still think you have a chance. But, sorry to say, you don't. Show us one successful site you have done....just one, and I will change my opinion. But until that happens, happy hauling dude.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Trixie

Whatever it was, apparently he felt he needed to delete the entire thread.

Normally he runs to GFY to cry about things.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Notice you are the only one who does this? Why don't you get on with your life. You have crashed and burned trying to be one of us. You never will be. No matter what you may think of me I am a participant in this business. .

I don't want to be "One of you" either. RCourt, whoever you are? This Jackass doesn't speak for me. Doesn't mean I like you.....I haven't really formed an opinion. But I know I don't like him.

And I don't think "he" is a participant of this business. I've never seen anything, and I distrust people that hide themselves. While many people hear skulk around in the shadows because they fear their family, friends, local government, or whatever else their reasons are, I've met many of them at the shows.
And that fat bastard Gonzo is very real, and stole my donuts.

Just for the record? I like smileys and the other emoticons.


Nothing like expressing this:
To someone that is narcissistic enough to think, he speaks for anyone else.
Nothingn like a funny smiley for everyone else, and an FU to the one that needs it. You let the asshole know what you think, while everyone else gets a laugh.

[gonzo]

See. I knew all I had to do was take a giant piss and then you guys would all pick up the ball for another 2 years!

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by DragonKing

There's a nice retort here:
http://www.clubjaneblog.com/2008/04/...-chick-is.html

gotta love chick fights

mmmmmmm chick fights....


remember foxy boxing?
No kidding, I had a videotape of that in my store, and it rented like crazy.....
Big hair, big boobs, red gloves.....circa 1988.
Height of the meese commission.

[softball]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I don't want to be "One of you" either. RCourt, whoever you are? This Jackass doesn't speak for me. Doesn't mean I like you.....I haven't really formed an opinion. But I know I don't like him.

And I don't think "he" is a participant of this business. I've never seen anything, and I distrust people that hide themselves. While many people hear skulk around in the shadows because they fear their family, friends, local government, or whatever else their reasons are, I've met many of them at the shows.
And that fat bastard Gonzo is very real, and stole my donuts.

Just for the record? I like smileys and the other emoticons.


Nothing like expressing this:
To someone that is narcissistic enough to think, he speaks for anyone else.
Nothingn like a funny smiley for everyone else, and an FU to the one that needs it. You let the asshole know what you think, while everyone else gets a laugh.

Well since I made my first porn film before you ever opened your first little video store, I think I can rightly claim more experience and longevity.
Here is the first porn film I shot.....

http://www.pre-cert.co.uk/cgi-bin/cms/Film/15802

So, my follically challenged friend, if you can trump that with your vast internet and bricks and mortar pornographic experience, bring it on.....