i found this place on my dad's computer

[Toby]

If nothing else, this thread is a great advertisement for birth control.

[Ballarena]

omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.

You guys are distracting me again. Smart using a different computer. Youll screw up sooner or later.

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

omg there are ladys here too? liz is kind of pretty but how can a women come to a place like this? i no my spelling isnt great but i guess yours probably was not so great when you were 11.

Thanks, Ballarena, but yes, by the time I was in fourth/ fifth grade (which, presuming you are on a standard scholastic progression would be your age), I am pretty sure I knew the difference between "no" and "know" - one of hte most common homonym pairs - and general rules regarding pluralisation ("ladys"? Really?).

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

You and the dang spelling???? always bitchin' about spelling

Well, obviously. Incorrect spelling and useage muddles one's message and makes for poor communication skills. Typos are one thing - I am a crap typist as a general rule - but I understand how language works, at least.

[Ballarena]

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*

I guess you couldn't read the bit where I specifically reference that I am a crap typist?

And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

Is Rcourt the guilty poser pedo?

[Ballarena]

you make fun of me for bad spelling but you thikn its ok that you spell bad becaus you are a crap typist? maybe im just a crap typist too. why are you here? did you get abused when you were young? father brian says that people that like looking at bad picturs had bad things hapen to them when they were little. i asked him when my dad comes in my room sometimes and does thing to me if thats what he means. did your dad do things to you when you were a girl like me?

[vdc-Loki]

Hi there, do you like puppet shows?


-Loki-

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

*cracks up*
And my head looks too big for my body 'cos it is too big for my body. I'm pretty much shaped like a balloon.

Liz I think you have a very sexy balloonhead.

[BuZzZ]

hahh

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

why does your head look too big for your body?

Becasue she was too close to the camera when she snapped the picture, creating a fisheye abberation.

[Ballarena]

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

I've already acknowledged that my head is far too big for my string-like body (thank you EJ and 2Muchmark for the kind words however), so I don't know why it continues to vex you so. And in response to your earlier question: I grew up in a healthy, functional family environment which is how I can work in this industry and not fall prey to so many of its commonly associated ills.

Mental health: Improving the adult industry, one professional at a time! ;P


I'd love to hear more about your Daddy, though, since clearly Pastor Brian doesn't care enough to actually follow through. Tell us about your house.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i dont think thats it i think she just has a big head and you cant spell the word because so mr funny looking bald man that likes to have sex with machines and not women why do you think you are so smart?

Well, little person, you are simply mistaken. I'm sure I'm correct. You see, I'm REALLY REALLY smart. And your assumption that I don't like sex with women is a non sequitur.
When you grow up, you'll understand the difference. For now, you should go outside, and run up to the very first car you see in the street, and tag it. 'cause yer it!

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Ballarena

i told my mom i was sick again today but she said if i stay home again she is going to take me to the doctor. i dont mind becaus my doctor is a nice man and he touches me places that make me feel funny. liz i know the difference between no and know but its faster to type no. but at least i know how to spell the because its not spelled hte.

why does your head look too big for your body?

Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is..


Hey? Jessica? whats ur mommy look like? does mom have BIG TATAS

[miz_wright]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Because she to busy sticking her face in the camera, So everyone can see how pretty she is..

Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Of course, that's exactly why I do it, rCourt :P You are so SMRT. (intentionally misspelt, for the record)

It's nothing AT ALL to do with going to trade shows and needing to be recogniseable. You got me!

;P

You wanna have your pre-madonna/tomboy ass recognized at trade shows????

THEN GO TOPLESS NEXT TIME!!! n show them boobies !!!

YOU'LL GET RECOGNIZED A MILE AWAY DUDE...

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Well, obviously. Incorrect spelling and useage muddles one's message and makes for poor communication skills. Typos are one thing - I am a crap typist as a general rule - but I understand how language works, at least.

Finally, someone else that feels the same way I do.
The more I talk to you, the more I want to marry you.

(And you should understand, I've never been married, nor, have ever wanted to be.)