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[Toby]

Originally Posted by sarettah

So, for $50 a pop you can take the exam and get certified. Once you are certified you can tell people your'e cerified.

Kind of like Microsoft certification except that when you get MS certified they give you a T-shirt too

I'd rather have a coffee mug.

[EmporerEJ]

I heard Gonzo was starting the "Adult industry webmaster certification program."

For $500, he'll tell you what to do to meet pornstars, make a website, smooze with industry icons, and when you are done, he'll give you a piece of paper saying so, and a dozen donuts. (And one share of KKD)

I'm still waiting for my donuts, dammit.

[Nymph]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I heard Gonzo was starting the "Adult industry webmaster certification program."

For $500, he'll tell you what to do to meet pornstars, make a website, smooze with industry icons, and when you are done, he'll give you a piece of paper saying so, and a dozen donuts. (And one share of KKD)

I'm still waiting for my donuts, dammit.

You're joking right? Gonzo give away a dozen donuts? You have completely lost touch with reality now

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Nymph

You're joking right? Gonzo give away a dozen donuts? You have completely lost touch with reality now

Oh yes, I learned the hard way.....I showed up at the promised Donut event, at the Excalibur, and sure enough, all donuts were gone, and Gonzo was just leaving with two beauties on his arm.

Oh yes....