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Impossibly complex pages with tons and tons of links, all of which turn out to be PPC or redirects to something unrelated to the site.
Pages that require plugins or software updates. let someone else be on the bleeding edge. A page full of google adsense blocks and content mostly unrelated to my search that got me there. Pages on sites that claim to offer free information / content / material / whatever where 100% of the links go to a signup page. Sites that show me a page, let me select something, and then at the end go "oh, you aren't in the US, we can't show you this". if you have geo enough to know where I am, use it earlier in the process morons!
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The fact I have to use spyware detection and removal software.
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Right HERE . . . BITCH!
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I agree, I guess that goes hand in hand with mine; Pop Up Hell
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Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer.
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It's them damn cigar ads slowing down the internet.....
Seriously though.... I would like to know what all the bullshit is running around in the background on a webpage, slowing my load times down, and generally pissing me off. (Plus the daily calls from my parents expecting me to answer for every internet goofy thing out there....as if I'm responsible, or have the answer.)
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LOL Eric.
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Not enough free porn.
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Brilliant Innoventionalist and writer.
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I got a funny Seegar story for you someday. totally unrelated to the industry, but has to do with my real estate dealings.
I'll take some pictures then and tell you all about how Seegars are gonna make me money without me ever touching/smoking them.
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Is it a coincidence I got a very long console chain just a second ago. LOL
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Right HERE . . . BITCH!
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I also hate it when someone gets a front page on Digg and then doesn't have the server hardware to handle it.
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