Webmaster Access Europe - Amsterdam, pictures from F.U.B.A.R.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

however, without content providers, your little jerk off machine is of no value. You crack me up emp. I still dont see anyone using this techy miracle. I guess you test it out a lot....but who else uses this widget?
No content. What exactly are you thinking?
Oh no, emp predicts the end of the hamburger. Too much competition. First the buggy whip. Next the typewriter. Now content. I bet you predicted the end of radio as well.

I'm not surprised you don't see it. Which is, by the way, fine with me. You just keep doing exactly whatever it is you do. (So far, very little from what I've seen.) After seven years in the marketplace, I think i can safely say "just about every type" of person uses it.

Even if all the content production companies in the world went out of business tomorrow, I would literally have more content than I could ever hope to work with. I'm speaking of the people that keep making new content with the same script, different (but the same) faces, etc, etc, etc.

At some point, the public gets bored with the same script sequence.
"Blah, Blah Sex" (Or cute rip-off title)
Starring (Insert fake names here)
(Star 1) (does something) (star 2)
Directed by (unknown director here)
by (Studio name of the minute)

ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!!

[JFK]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I'm not surprised you don't see it. Which is, by the way, fine with me. You just keep doing exactly whatever it is you do. (So far, very little from what I've seen.) After seven years in the marketplace, I think i can safely say "just about every type" of person uses it.

Even if all the content production companies in the world went out of business tomorrow, I would literally have more content than I could ever hope to work with. I'm speaking of the people that keep making new content with the same script, different (but the same) faces, etc, etc, etc.

At some point, the public gets bored with the same script sequence.
"Blah, Blah Sex" (Or cute rip-off title)
Starring (Insert fake names here)
(Star 1) (does something) (star 2)
Directed by (unknown director here)
by (Studio name of the minute)

ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!!

Thanks for this, I always wanted to direct, now I know how
ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!![/quote]

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by JFK

Thanks for this, I always wanted to direct, now I know how
ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!!

[/quote]

I'm sorry, I've patented this procedure.
Now, I will sue every adult film producer and expect them to provide me with a royalty.
I'm just gonna start a company around owning patents.

[JFK]

I'm sorry, I've patented this procedure.
Now, I will sue every adult film producer and expect them to provide me with a royalty.
I'm just gonna start a company around owning patents.[/quote]

I'm getting my lawyers on this, FIGHT the Patent

[softball]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I'm not surprised you don't see it. Which is, by the way, fine with me. You just keep doing exactly whatever it is you do. (So far, very little from what I've seen.) After seven years in the marketplace, I think i can safely say "just about every type" of person uses it.

Even if all the content production companies in the world went out of business tomorrow, I would literally have more content than I could ever hope to work with. I'm speaking of the people that keep making new content with the same script, different (but the same) faces, etc, etc, etc.

At some point, the public gets bored with the same script sequence.
"Blah, Blah Sex" (Or cute rip-off title)
Starring (Insert fake names here)
(Star 1) (does something) (star 2)
Directed by (unknown director here)
by (Studio name of the minute)

ACTION!
inane chat- 3min
clothes teasing- 2 min
slow strip- 3 min
blow job 8 min
labia lick 5 min
vaginal sex 10 min
male ejaculation (augmented) 1 min

CUT!
Print
Edit (Maybe)
(Add female voiceover moans)
Burn
sell.

NEXT!!

You are obviously not a very creative fellow, are you emp? In fact you don't seem to have a grip on huge segments of the porn business. But you just keep on keepin on with your seven year old widget and I will keep digging in the sand seeing if anyone is actually advertising or using it. You actually have no freeking idea about how to make videos, as do many to be fair.
Curios, though, how sitcoms, hollywood movies, video games,novels have been cranking out their version of a formula forever. Since the freeking Iliad. But you, emp, being the arbiter of creativity and porn sales have never noticed this. That is why you are a dweeb with a mechano set and a pen protector. You just can't see the forest for the trees. Or maybe you just can't even see the trees. You are analyzing the business like a customer, which, I am sure you actually are.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

You are obviously not a very creative fellow, are you emp? In fact you don't seem to have a grip on huge segments of the porn business. But you just keep on keepin on with your seven year old widget and I will keep digging in ...................

You know, you are just an annoying Jackass.
I'm sooo tired of you and your "Done everything, Know everything" attitude.
Do you realize how stupid EVERYONE thinks you are? You seriously can't be deluded enough to think anyone cares about your opinion, can you?

Put up or shut up, jackass.
You do nothing, have nothing, are nothing.
All you ever do is squawk from the sidelines that no one else knows what they are doing, or anything about the industry.
I've forgotten more than you could ever hope to know.

For all I (or anyone) know, you're a pimple faced punk in Mommy's basement.
Come back when you've actually done something.

[Forest]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

I'm sooo tired of you and your "Done everything, Know everything" attitude.

didnt you know he HAS done everything and DOES know everything

I heard he is running for God in the next election

[softball]

I'm sooo tired of you and your "Done everything, Know everything" attitude.

I believe I know way more than you. That is a suckers bet for sho.

Do you realize how stupid EVERYONE thinks you are?

Sure emp. When anyone says "everyone knows" I know they are out of gas. Now, grasshopper, you have to ask yourself, would I actually care anyway. Dude, you will never, and I do mean never, come out on top of any kind of piss you initiate with me. You never have. So I am sure you never will. But go ahead, fire all your guns at once...I am sure you know the rest of that line.

[EmporerEJ]

Yea, whatever. Keep rattling on and dissemble. It's noise, all noise.

[softball]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Yea, whatever. Keep rattling on and dissemble. It's noise, all noise.

Don't worry grasshopper, there is help for your affliction. You are not alone.

Dutch psychologists Marius Romme and Sandra Escher believe that if people accept that their voices are real and meaningful rather than trying to suppress them, they can find ways of coping and living with them. Indeed, according to their research, between 2% and 4% of the population hears voices, but only around one-third of them become mental patients. This means that a significant number of people are living with their voices and functioning normally.

Seek help how to avoid joining the one-third. There is still time. Maybe.