The Theology of Porn

[EmporerEJ]

Steps to recovery:

1. Step back from Keyboard.
2. remove Aluminum foil hat.
3. Crush said hat, thereby releasing the devil's aggression and liberating the spirit of the holy ghost.
4. reach down, grasp penis firmly between thumb and fingers.
5. Jerk repeatedly and briskly.
6. repeat step 4 & 5 until climax.
7. Rinse and repeat.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Steps to recovery:

1. Step back from Keyboard.
2. remove Aluminum foil hat.
3. Crush said hat, thereby releasing the devil's aggression and liberating the spirit of the holy ghost.
4. reach down, grasp penis firmly between thumb and fingers.
5. Jerk repeatedly and briskly.
6. repeat step 4 & 5 until climax.
7. Rinse and repeat.

STRAIGHT JACKIN!

[Rcourt64]

Drink water outta a fuckin' WHAT??? Is that some sorta early times Viagra or somethin'???

Just remember all you bible thumpers, it dont matter what the hell you drink outta, if your fucking horny, then your just fucking horny.
And not even the Holy Grail can bring down a few sexy naked babes from giving my wanker a stiffly.


"where the heck do you come up with this trash man?"

[vdc-Loki]

Well if it's good for Ronald then it's good for me!!!



-Loki-

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Well if it's good for Ronald then it's good for me!!!



-Loki-

Loki, Loki....

The degradation of a beloved American Icon.
For shame on you.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Loki, Loki....

The degradation of a beloved American Icon.
For shame on you.

That degradation of your beloved American Icon is one of the reasons why this country population is overweight, ill, and unhealthy.
I bet if that fucking clown ate his own food, he'd be a 500 lbs giant clogged arterie.


p.s They got some killer golden fries when ya get them right outta the fryer. hmmmm Good sundaes also.

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

That degradation of your beloved American Icon is one of the reasons why this country population is overweight, ill, and unhealthy.
I bet if that fucking clown ate his own food, he'd be a 500 lbs giant clogged arterie.


p.s They got some killer golden fries when ya get them right outta the fryer. hmmmm Good sundaes also.

HEY! I represent that remark!

Frieessssss......hhhmmmmmmm....neeed some.........NOW!

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Drink water outta a fuckin' WHAT??? Is that some sorta early times Viagra or somethin'???

Just remember all you bible thumpers, it dont matter what the hell you drink outta, if your fucking horny, then your just fucking horny.
And not even the Holy Grail can bring down a few sexy naked babes from giving my wanker a stiffly.


"where the heck do you come up with this trash man?"

Hey, they blow themselves up for the PROMISE of 72 Virgins......as if there were 72 left anywhere.....in the name of religion.