Is spam good for a board????

[Hammer]

Let's see now, I can either pay for a banner in rotation at the top of the page that no one will ever look at or I can pay some kid $10 an hour to act like he knows something, put my advertising in his sig and send him out spamming my shit where I know people will see it.... hmmmm....

Banner @ $2,500 x 5 boards = $12,500 per month with poor ROI
Spamming rep @ $10/hr = $1,600 with good ROI

Garsh, I was never good at math, can someone help me out here and tell me which one is more cost effective?

Hey, I just thought of something. I bet if I hire a cute chick everyone will be too busy asking to see her tits to notice she's spamming and if they do notice they won't go too hard on her cause everyone knows you're not supposed to hit a girl.