Cruise Control

[Footman]

Originally Posted by JoesHO

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?

Joe - I agree she's HOT, but the REAL important question is "what do your feet look like?"

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Footman

Joe - I agree she's HOT, but the REAL important question is "what do your feet look like?"

It must be rough being a footman. I can just imagine you meeting a beautiful woman for the first time and sizing her up.

"Hmmm... such a beautiful face, like a Goddess, and hair like silken wheat and those eyes, my God they're hypnotic... and look at those breasts, Jesus, they're fucking perfect and that perfect skin and muscle tone, flat stomach and WOW, now that's what I call an ass... Holy shit, that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen and those legs... Fuck, they're perfect. Long, slender but with must the right amount of muscle, and the calves, damn, perfect, like a runner... and now let's check out... WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS... Did she have some kind of horrible lawn mower accident or something? Those are the ugliest fucking feet I've ever seen in my life... Well, I guess I'm still looking for Mrs. Right."

[Footman]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It must be rough being a footman. I can just imagine you meeting a beautiful woman for the first time and sizing her up.

"Hmmm... such a beautiful face, like a Goddess, and hair like silken wheat and those eyes, my God they're hypnotic... and look at those breasts, Jesus, they're fucking perfect and that perfect skin and muscle tone, flat stomach and WOW, now that's what I call an ass... Holy shit, that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen and those legs... Fuck, they're perfect. Long, slender but with must the right amount of muscle, and the calves, damn, perfect, like a runner... and now let's check out... WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS... Did she have some kind of horrible lawn mower accident or something? Those are the ugliest fucking feet I've ever seen in my life... Well, I guess I'm still looking for Mrs. Right."

It's a tough job but some ones got to do it...