Cruise Control

gonzo · 09-01-2007

For the record. DragonCon has been pornified.

We roasted 2 celebritied so hard last nighth tye didnt make it to autograph time.

So if you were looking for Kevin Sorbo [he was recovering from me having him in a head lock] or The Chief from BattleStar Galaticia .... it was mine and Scooters fault.

The Chief wants to work in porn now that he saw me leave with 2 of the women.

I told him ..."Ya Gotta Eat More to Score"

I think at some point we lost the multi AVN award winning Mike South along the way. Hope he sobered up enough to come be on this web 2.0 panel with me at 4.

Yall continue...Im either going to a PJ party tonight or an Elvis Casino one.

Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is.

Hammer · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is.

Ain't that the truth. The majority of chicks at the porn conventions are third rate strippers paid to be there. The real hotties are at the mainstream conventions.

Footman · 09-01-2007

LOL - I almost forgot the original intention of this thread!

JoesHO · 09-01-2007

RCOURT is a a fool and always has been.

he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space ....

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?

Robert · 09-01-2007

I have a question about AEBN custom theaters. Is it possible to have them open by default in say, Spanish rather than English?

Rcourt64 · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert

I have a question about AEBN custom theaters. Is it possible to have them open by default in say, Spanish rather than English?

I missed this comment with all the messing around here

I hope you noticed the drop down language menu on your theaters at the top right of your pages?
But hell ya, Contact your AEBN rep and they'll pretty much get any customized work done for your theaters. I gotta admit, AEBN has some of the best help and assistance for webmaster and others. They have kick ass rep.

"even if they do use fake avatars"

And they'll work to get what you want done. I've had a bunch of customized theater done though them, and allot of other tech issues fixed thru them also. AEBN is a 5 star sponsor, "with or without an avatar."

Footman · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?

Joe - I agree she's HOT, but the REAL important question is "what do your feet look like?"

Hammer · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Footman

Joe - I agree she's HOT, but the REAL important question is "what do your feet look like?"

It must be rough being a footman. I can just imagine you meeting a beautiful woman for the first time and sizing her up.

"Hmmm... such a beautiful face, like a Goddess, and hair like silken wheat and those eyes, my God they're hypnotic... and look at those breasts, Jesus, they're fucking perfect and that perfect skin and muscle tone, flat stomach and WOW, now that's what I call an ass... Holy shit, that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen and those legs... Fuck, they're perfect. Long, slender but with must the right amount of muscle, and the calves, damn, perfect, like a runner... and now let's check out... WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS... Did she have some kind of horrible lawn mower accident or something? Those are the ugliest fucking feet I've ever seen in my life... Well, I guess I'm still looking for Mrs. Right."

Footman · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer

It must be rough being a footman. I can just imagine you meeting a beautiful woman for the first time and sizing her up.

"Hmmm... such a beautiful face, like a Goddess, and hair like silken wheat and those eyes, my God they're hypnotic... and look at those breasts, Jesus, they're fucking perfect and that perfect skin and muscle tone, flat stomach and WOW, now that's what I call an ass... Holy shit, that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen and those legs... Fuck, they're perfect. Long, slender but with must the right amount of muscle, and the calves, damn, perfect, like a runner... and now let's check out... WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS... Did she have some kind of horrible lawn mower accident or something? Those are the ugliest fucking feet I've ever seen in my life... Well, I guess I'm still looking for Mrs. Right."

It's a tough job but some ones got to do it...

softball · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO

RCOURT is a a fool and always has been.

he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space ....

BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!!

now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ?

Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush?

What is it exactly that rcourt does?

Forest · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical

What is it exactly that rcourt does?

He's the next Legendary Lars of the webcam industry

softball · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest

He's the next Legendary Lars of the webcam industry

I thought he was a truck driver with delusions of being in the porn business.

Rcourt64 · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical

What is it exactly that rcourt does?

rhetorical? how many times must you be explained?
I do nothing all day but sit here @ Oprano and bust all yours chops every change I get.
This is asides from all the free porn I get to jack off to all day here @ Oprano.

Quote:

Originally Posted by forest

He's the next Legendary Lars of the webcam industry

What a webcam?

Rcourt64 · 09-01-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO

RCOURT is a a fool and always has been.

he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space ....

How in the fuck did you become the opinionated penis head about what I do or don't do in the Adult Industry?
Do I even know your little fat bald headed ass?

Who the fuck are you to determine what value I have or anyone has for that matter in the Adult Industry?

Don't you have some drugs to sell someone on the Internet or something???
or did that burn out on ya also? like the rest of your small pathetic Internet scheme ideas?

helix · 09-01-2007

this is going to get real ugly real fast

helix · 09-01-2007

I think we all need a great big group hug

EmporerEJ · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

So if you were looking for Kevin Sorbo [he was recovering from me having him in a head lock] or The Chief from BattleStar Galaticia .... it was mine and Scooters fault.

The Chief wants to work in porn now that he saw me leave with 2 of the women.

I told him ..."Ya Gotta Eat More to Score"

I think at some point we lost the multi AVN award winning Mike South along the way. Hope he sobered up enough to come be on this web 2.0 panel with me at 4.

Yall continue...Im either going to a PJ party tonight or an Elvis Casino one.

Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is.

Gonzo, did you use me as your "in" again with the BSG people?

gonzo · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Gonzo, did you use me as your "in" again with the BSG people?

No.... I used . . . my new friend Sun Karma

Footman · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

No.... I used . . . my new friend Sun Karma

Nice friend

iamkathi · 09-02-2007

Cute friend Gonzo. I love the tats....

But, I must be getting jaded. The first thing I thought of was what will those tats look like when she is old and those are hanging around her waist.

OMG, I am old

Jace · 09-02-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamkathi

Cute friend Gonzo. I love the tats....

But, I must be getting jaded. The first thing I thought of was what will those tats look like when she is old and those are hanging around her waist.

OMG, I am old

when you get to that age does shit like that really matter

it's gunna look bad and saggy anyway, enough to hide it, so it probably won't matter if there are some doodles on it too

JoesHO · 09-02-2007

Damn Gonzo she is a HOTTIE......

good find!

AprilK-AEBN · 09-04-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

No.... I used . . . my new friend Sun Karma

See I leave Gonzo to play at Dragon Con for the weekend and he's off with another girl

lol

Footman · 09-04-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilK-AEBN

See I leave Gonzo to play at Dragon Con for the weekend and he's off with another girl

lol

It's ok April... I'll play with you

Rcourt... come on dude, it's time to man up. Ya know me and how I feel about getting into frays, but sheesh.

AprilK-AEBN · 09-04-2007

[quote=Footman;794251]It's ok April... I'll play with you

YAY!
I mean atleast Gonzo found a hot looking one

So I really cant blame him.

gonzo · 09-04-2007

[quote=AprilK-AEBN;794253]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Footman

It's ok April... I'll play with you

YAY!
I mean atleast Gpnzo found a hot looking one

So I really cant blame him.

Theres a pic around somewhere of her flashing the SHOCKER!

09-01-2007	#1
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Cruise Control For the record. DragonCon has been pornified. We roasted 2 celebritied so hard last nighth tye didnt make it to autograph time. So if you were looking for Kevin Sorbo [he was recovering from me having him in a head lock] or The Chief from BattleStar Galaticia .... it was mine and Scooters fault. The Chief wants to work in porn now that he saw me leave with 2 of the women. I told him ..."Ya Gotta Eat More to Score" I think at some point we lost the multi AVN award winning Mike South along the way. Hope he sobered up enough to come be on this web 2.0 panel with me at 4. Yall continue...Im either going to a PJ party tonight or an Elvis Casino one. Fuck porn shows...this is where all the ass is. __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

09-01-2007	#3
Footman Using Alec Helmy as a Role Model Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 158	Re: Cruise Control LOL - I almost forgot the original intention of this thread! __________________ ICQ - 322979655

09-01-2007	#4
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: Cruise Control RCOURT is a a fool and always has been. he has nothing of value in this business, and is just a waste of time and space .... BTW I think your pic is HOT!!!!! now for the important shit, what kind of panties do you wear ? Shaved, Trimmed or retro bush? __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

09-01-2007	#5
Robert Following the Get Rich Slow method. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 316	Re: Cruise Control I have a question about AEBN custom theaters. Is it possible to have them open by default in say, Spanish rather than English?

09-01-2007	#15
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: Cruise Control this is going to get real ugly real fast __________________ Sigless

09-01-2007	#16
helix Jebus loves me Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: 40 Oz to Freedom Posts: 857	Re: Cruise Control I think we all need a great big group hug __________________ Sigless

09-02-2007	#20
iamkathi Members Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 289	Re: Cruise Control Cute friend Gonzo. I love the tats.... But, I must be getting jaded. The first thing I thought of was what will those tats look like when she is old and those are hanging around her waist. OMG, I am old __________________

09-02-2007	#22
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: Cruise Control Damn Gonzo she is a HOTTIE...... good find! __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

09-04-2007	#25
AprilK-AEBN Washing Bishop's Dogs Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 221	Re: Cruise Control [quote=Footman;794251]It's ok April... I'll play with you YAY! I mean atleast Gonzo found a hot looking one So I really cant blame him. __________________ ICQ-295828662

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