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Old 08-15-2007   #29
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I think I understand more than you think.

Call it what you will. It is a pocketpal, a fancy high tech, motorized and highly technologized pocket pal.


as far as your comment to Rcourt:

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You are not one iota closer to touching her supple breast than you were 40 years ago.
And your product is? How? because you are creating a sensation inside some contraption so it actually feels like you are touching something?? You still aren't any closer to touching the actual thing, you are just fooling yourself better.

In the end, whether it's all just paper and ink or whether it is just electrons and gizmos, it is not the real thing and that is what is important.

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"Picture it if you will, perhaps the Mick Jagger model, average length caucasion. Giant glossy of Mick taped to the ceiling, you slip on the top, put in the cassette and Mick Jagger sings Jumping Jack Flash between your legs ladies and gentlemen....."

"And they come in all shapes and sizes from the little emaciated white John Denver model (how do you know??) to the large black transparent Jimi Hendrix model...."

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