Joke : A tad long but funny

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

Sadly, I have realized that

[Rcourt64]

who the fuck wants to be a turtle anyway?
The only turtle I know is the one who beat the rabbit in a race.

[sarettah]

Thee are numerous benefits to being a bonafide Turtle. You become part of one of the largest fraternal organizations on the planet. Everywhere you go, from New York to Tanzania, from Moscow to Buenos Aires you know you have friends, you may have never met them but you know they are there just waiting for you anytim you go.


The list of benefits is quite long but I can't go into much detail on them, hush hush you know, members only type stuff.

But, since you guys aren't Turtles and from what I am seeing, sadly, you don't want to be Turtles, I can't tell you.

[sassygirl]

i wanna be a turtle...


what's with the turtle anyway?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by sassygirl

i wanna be a turtle...


what's with the turtle anyway?

All it takes is answering one question (since you have already seen all the other questions) That questions is: Are you a Turtle?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Thee are numerous benefits to being a bonafide Turtle. You become part of one of the largest fraternal organizations on the planet. Everywhere you go, from New York to Tanzania, from Moscow to Buenos Aires you know you have friends, you may have never met them but you know they are there just waiting for you anytim you go.


The list of benefits is quite long but I can't go into much detail on them, hush hush you know, members only type stuff.

But, since you guys aren't Turtles and from what I am seeing, sadly, you don't want to be Turtles, I can't tell you.

Sounds like confused mutant turtles to me

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Sounds like confused mutant turtles to me

Excuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee Me.

Those fucking teenage mutant fuckwads are on our hit list.

Turtles go back literally millions of years. Those johnny come lately assholes have caused extreme damage to our rep. We were only too happy to watch them fade away but nooooooooooooo. They have to keep coming back and coming back, like skooby fucking doo.

Motherfuckers

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Excuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee Me.

Those fucking teenage mutant fuckwads are on our hit list.

Turtles go back literally millions of years. Those johnny come lately assholes have caused extreme damage to our rep. We were only too happy to watch them fade away but nooooooooooooo. They have to keep coming back and coming back, like skooby fucking doo.

Motherfuckers

Once a turtle, always a turtle? Well that symbol as you hate to admit has keeped your asses alive for the past 100 years.
So regardless of your statements, theres a door alway available

[softball]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Once a turtle, always a turtle? Well that symbol as you hate to admit has keeped your asses alive for the past 100 years.
So regardless of your statements, theres a door alway available

Rcourt, you are leading with your chin, dude. You are out of your depth. Put it to bed, or be punked.