Joke : A tad long but funny

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Quite simple, Are You a Turtle? Well, huh, are you?

Nope, am a human being (last time I checked).

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Nope, am a human being (last time I checked).

You're right, you're not.

You really should aspire to be a turtle though. The questions asked in your joke are the questions that make up the turtle test. To be a turtle you have to answer all those questions and the last one which is, of course, Are you a turtle?

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You're right, you're not.

You really should aspire to be a turtle though. The questions asked in your joke are the questions that make up the turtle test. To be a turtle you have to answer all those questions and the last one which is, of course, Are you a turtle?

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

Sadly, I have realized that

[Rcourt64]

who the fuck wants to be a turtle anyway?
The only turtle I know is the one who beat the rabbit in a race.

[sarettah]

Thee are numerous benefits to being a bonafide Turtle. You become part of one of the largest fraternal organizations on the planet. Everywhere you go, from New York to Tanzania, from Moscow to Buenos Aires you know you have friends, you may have never met them but you know they are there just waiting for you anytim you go.


The list of benefits is quite long but I can't go into much detail on them, hush hush you know, members only type stuff.

But, since you guys aren't Turtles and from what I am seeing, sadly, you don't want to be Turtles, I can't tell you.

[sassygirl]

i wanna be a turtle...


what's with the turtle anyway?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Thee are numerous benefits to being a bonafide Turtle. You become part of one of the largest fraternal organizations on the planet. Everywhere you go, from New York to Tanzania, from Moscow to Buenos Aires you know you have friends, you may have never met them but you know they are there just waiting for you anytim you go.


The list of benefits is quite long but I can't go into much detail on them, hush hush you know, members only type stuff.

But, since you guys aren't Turtles and from what I am seeing, sadly, you don't want to be Turtles, I can't tell you.

Sounds like confused mutant turtles to me

[softball]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

If you bet your sweet ass, you could be.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

If you bet your sweet ass, you could be.

Imagine that. Who wudda thought