Joke : A tad long but funny

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Are you a turtle?

Hmm, now what does that mean?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Hmm, now what does that mean?

Quite simple, Are You a Turtle? Well, huh, are you?

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Quite simple, Are You a Turtle? Well, huh, are you?

Nope, am a human being (last time I checked).

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

Nope, am a human being (last time I checked).

You're right, you're not.

You really should aspire to be a turtle though. The questions asked in your joke are the questions that make up the turtle test. To be a turtle you have to answer all those questions and the last one which is, of course, Are you a turtle?

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by sarettah

You're right, you're not.

You really should aspire to be a turtle though. The questions asked in your joke are the questions that make up the turtle test. To be a turtle you have to answer all those questions and the last one which is, of course, Are you a turtle?

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

Sadly, I have realized that

[Rcourt64]

who the fuck wants to be a turtle anyway?
The only turtle I know is the one who beat the rabbit in a race.

[softball]

Originally Posted by ScreaM

LMAO no I'm not a turtle.

If you bet your sweet ass, you could be.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

If you bet your sweet ass, you could be.

Imagine that. Who wudda thought