A question for the masses.....

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Snowman

here is what you did, you came to a board where business gets done drooling over a webmistress. Do not feel bad, that is exactly what you are supposed to do. Then you pulled up a chair at the big boys table, made your self look like an ass on at least 3 occassions then ask how to do what we do.

get a credit card, grab your cock and act like a 22 year old boy is supposed to act. beat out your fantasies while staining your carpet. When I was 22 and married I didn't have free time though because I was either working or knocking the bottom out of my fine ass wife.

Hammer is a dick? Dude grow up. You are about as bright as some drunk fucking hillbilly walking into a bar and starts picking on the old asian guy.

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

Hey guy - we arent all women that run websites and a lot of these guys tried to explain it to you. Some of us are promotional companies that promote sites like Carly's to surfers like you.

It started off civil but as I tried to explain to you if your a fan you are going to get bored on here very quickly. However I didnt mind if you hung around.

I let Carly know she had a fan looking for her on here so thats how you got her attention. And I am certain you will find both her webcam shows as well as her site very entertaining. She is a very nice lady. What you see there is REAL.

However Oprano is about the business end of this industry and not about matchmaking guys with the ladies behind the sites. I am sorry you are disappointed.

If your looking to meet pornstars there is a show in Vegas that AVN puts on in january called AEE. Adult Entertainment Expo.

All hope is not lost though.

I thank you for giving me a new idea and I am in the process of getting it off the ground and once it is online I will email you about it and give you free access to it as thanks!

There wont be any banning. I told you that youd be disappointed.

It would be like me going into a gay bar where Jenna was making an appearance for Naked Sword.

Id be in the wrong place with the wrong idea.

[Buckwheat]

Thuntnerbird Wine is on sale 4 2.79 at Food lion

[softball]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly..

Well Dr Hill William, that about says it all.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

Danggggg Scarie Crowie Dude.., Now u made me feel all bad and stuff

Here ya go bro..,



DAMN... Squirting Carly puts on a fucking juicy awesome show



Make sure Mr. HP doesn't come in here now

[helix]

wtf...I did try and help you by referring you to http://www.cozyacademy.com/ for free adult webmaster classes.
*sigh

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

I really don't know what your fucking problem is....but it's pissing me off. I didn't come to cause trouble, i've just asked some simple questions that you assholes could have been civil about but you know what? I don't give a fuck. I was here to get Carly's attention, and I did. It's great that she's so nice to fans unlike you bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers. Ban me if you wish, I have no further use of you "business" people. You are about as business as I am a drunk fucking hillbilly. So I talk to Carly through emails, and I'm joining her site soon. That's all I care about. So fuck you guys, I'm goin home.

You want to know what my fucking problem is I will tell you. nice and clear so you know;

1. you're a creepy fucker that doesn't know when to stop or shut up.
2. you obviously have either ADHD or OCD
3. I would bend over backward to help a noob webmaster and I have on quite a few occasions. You on the other hand are not even remotely close to a fucking noob, your some dude with a sore wrist and no credit card you freak
4. You adore Carly but your sad, pathetic little shit for brains wanna be goth but don't have the balls to reward the babe for all she does to brighten your marriage.
5. you can't get it straight little man... I AM THE ASSHOLE here. ME, got it fuckstain? Labeling everyone else who have actually shown interest in your lubed up palmed self only shows the depth of your ignorance. Go play on the internet at adult friend finder... you're a perfect fit for them... oh wait, you already have the free membership.
6. Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless.

wipe your fucking tears, smoke a bowl and boo-hoo to all your little black-make-up wearing friends how the big boys table is manned by a bunch of assholes, you my friend have just been scraped off of the bottom of my shoes.

Would you like to go for round 2?

[Hammer]

Well played, Snowman. Pretty much game, set and match.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Well played, Snowman. Pretty much game, set and match.

Thanks Hammer, I am crossing my fingers that he carries this further though. I am pretty sure he'll bite

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Snowman

Thanks Hammer, I am crossing my fingers that he carries this further though. I am pretty sure he'll bite

Maybe, but he's just not good enough at pissing to make it a challenge for someone with your fine skills.

[softball]

"Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless."

Man this guy is good. I think I have to fold my tent now. Shit, how humiliating after all these years on the interweb to have been humbled by a snowman. Sayanara.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

"Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless."

Man this guy is good. I think I have to fold my tent now. Shit, how humiliating after all these years on the interweb to have been humbled by a snowman. Sayanara.

I, for one, certainly hope you are not serious.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Maybe, but he's just not good enough at pissing to make it a challenge for someone with your fine skills.

Aweee now see, you have me blushing. Thank you very much for the compliment

[Buckwheat]

where go brutha shit stain when u needs him

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Snowman

You want to know what my fucking problem is I will tell you. nice and clear so you know;

1. you're a creepy fucker that doesn't know when to stop or shut up.
2. you obviously have either ADHD or OCD
3. I would bend over backward to help a noob webmaster and I have on quite a few occasions. You on the other hand are not even remotely close to a fucking noob, your some dude with a sore wrist and no credit card you freak
4. You adore Carly but your sad, pathetic little shit for brains wanna be goth but don't have the balls to reward the babe for all she does to brighten your marriage.
5. you can't get it straight little man... I AM THE ASSHOLE here. ME, got it fuckstain? Labeling everyone else who have actually shown interest in your lubed up palmed self only shows the depth of your ignorance. Go play on the internet at adult friend finder... you're a perfect fit for them... oh wait, you already have the free membership.
6. Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless.

wipe your fucking tears, smoke a bowl and boo-hoo to all your little black-make-up wearing friends how the big boys table is manned by a bunch of assholes, you my friend have just been scraped off of the bottom of my shoes.

Would you like to go for round 2?

Dayum....

That is so, so, so beautiful to see. It feels like home again.

Pure art

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Dayum....

That is so, so, so beautiful to see. It feels like home again.

Pure art

Thank you Sarettah, that is a compliment I definitely take to heart

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by Snowman

You want to know what my fucking problem is I will tell you. nice and clear so you know;

1. you're a creepy fucker that doesn't know when to stop or shut up.
2. you obviously have either ADHD or OCD
3. I would bend over backward to help a noob webmaster and I have on quite a few occasions. You on the other hand are not even remotely close to a fucking noob, your some dude with a sore wrist and no credit card you freak
4. You adore Carly but your sad, pathetic little shit for brains wanna be goth but don't have the balls to reward the babe for all she does to brighten your marriage.
5. you can't get it straight little man... I AM THE ASSHOLE here. ME, got it fuckstain? Labeling everyone else who have actually shown interest in your lubed up palmed self only shows the depth of your ignorance. Go play on the internet at adult friend finder... you're a perfect fit for them... oh wait, you already have the free membership.
6. Rhetorical called you a customer, but you don't even have the plastic bitch... that officially makes you worthless.

wipe your fucking tears, smoke a bowl and boo-hoo to all your little black-make-up wearing friends how the big boys table is manned by a bunch of assholes, you my friend have just been scraped off of the bottom of my shoes.

Would you like to go for round 2?

lololol.

Nice post. That cracked me up.

[Sexyteaser]

While your at Walmart there is a blue curtain in the back right side of the store with the stolen red light from kmart go behind the curtain get a blow-up doll and you are in.