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Old 08-07-2007   #1
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I've got another metal business card that is functional that I got in Tampa.

And someone let my drunk ass just put it in my pocket and then let it land in my carry on.
let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?
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let me guess, RogerV and his coke blade?
that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.
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that's the one.

handed me one after about 20 goose drivers on way to the bus back to the hotel. it was dark, i was inubriated, i thought it was just a metal card. So i filed it with all the other cards i had collected that night. and when i got back to the room put them all in the business card pouch in my computer backpack. and promptly went thru security with it the next morning.

TSB would have every right to hassle me about it. it's thin enough that the edge and corners could actually do some damage to a human throat.
It didnt help that it was etched like a razor blade and had the words Porn Pushers on it.

Remove all doubt. Im surprised we both still arent in Tampa TSA.
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