I know this is an Adult Webmaster board, but...

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

You need a new schtick.

And as I've told you before, you need a new hobby.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Toby

And as I've told you before, you need a new hobby.

I rest my case. This is your final response whenever you get snookered. However, my hobbies are walking in the mountains and smoking doobies. So why do I need another?

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I rest my case. This is your final response whenever you get snookered. However, my hobbies are walking in the mountains and smoking doobies. So why do I need another?

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

...So why do I need another?

You seem to need something to occupy your time if you are so bored that what you've been up to on the board today is your idea of fun.

I have another name for it, annoying.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Toby

You seem to need something to occupy your time if you are so bored that what you've been up to on the board today is your idea of fun.

I have another name for it, annoying.

Toby, you don't seem to get it. Dude, I am retired. I do this whole fucking thing for amusement and a shit pot of money. But it is not real work. That is over for me. Now I travel. Shoot pictures of girls. Walk in the mountains four times a week. Drive my Porsche. And............here is the kicker, argue with guys like you. You cannot win. And if you think this is bullshit, you are very, very wrong.
Oh yeah, and I have a lot of sex...but that is just a diversion.

[Hammer]

So, how was the apple pie?

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

So, how was the apple pie?

My wife, who you have talked to, makes the best fucking pies.
So it was amazing. Summer apples, warm night, sitting on the deck watching the boats in the harbour and the girls on the beach. Nice bottle of wine...life is good. Oh and one more thing.....its time for...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BC_Bud

[softball]

On that note, see y'all tomorrow after a hard day of shooting girls in lingerie. Don't pine for me, I will survive.

[Jace]

omfg, this thread turned from funny to sad very quick

rhetorical man, you are very strange

do you sit around on patios drinking wine and eating cheese with your nose turned up? or is that all just a big bad forum character?

I would love to see pics of you some time, you remind me of cartman on south park, I bet you look like him too

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

omfg, this thread turned from funny to sad very quick

rhetorical man, you are very strange

do you sit around on patios drinking wine and eating cheese with your nose turned up? or is that all just a big bad forum character?

I would love to see pics of you some time, you remind me of cartman on south park, I bet you look like him too

I love wine and cheese and I don't have a big bad character. Why do you ask? I am just a normal porn guy who spends more time in front of a keyboard than most. Hell, you think I am strange, you guys ain't so freeking normal. Consider what we do for a living. It isn't normal.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Toby, you don't seem to get it. Dude, I am retired. I do this whole fucking thing for amusement and a shit pot of money. But it is not real work. That is over for me. Now I travel. Shoot pictures of girls. Walk in the mountains four times a week. Drive my Porsche. And............here is the kicker, argue with guys like you. You cannot win. And if you think this is bullshit, you are very, very wrong.
Oh yeah, and I have a lot of sex...but that is just a diversion.

Glad to know we're all here for your personal amusement.

Just to be clear, what we've been doing this evening doesn't fit my definition of arguing. That was my whole point. You never really debate anything of substance. But hey, if you want to call that winning then here's your trophy.