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Old 08-06-2007   #1
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Default Re: A question for the masses.....

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It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.




Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.
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Old 08-06-2007   #2
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Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.
Whatever he does for kicks?

Well for kicks, He makes me more & more $$$ promoting the girls that I get using his system

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It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.
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Old 08-06-2007   #3
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Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.
I'd rather fuck my wife, she squirts.
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I'd rather fuck my wife, she squirts.
Why u always gotta be bring your wife in the story????
And your comments is useless without pictures man as usual.
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. Now go fuck a donkey .


Newbie webmasters should really stay away from beastie and other forms of illegal contant





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Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.
Any chance you may have had of being accepted here, just got fucked by that donkey.
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