A question for the masses.....

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

Dammit Hammer, there you go, giving away all the secrets. It took me 5 fucking years to figure all that stuff out and here you go just spilling it on the boards.

Like this shit isn't saturated enough dammit.

Now he won't buy my book "how to make it as an adult webmaster for under $50" which sells for $99.00

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Dammit Hammer, there you go, giving away all the secrets. It took me 5 fucking years to figure all that stuff out and here you go just spilling it on the boards.

Like this shit isn't saturated enough dammit.

Now he won't buy my book "how to make it as an adult webmaster for under $50" which sells for $99.00

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

He coauthored it with that crack head from Xtube.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

Well, I have one in the works. I outsourced it to a guy in PI and have been waiting to hear back from him for a while now. First his mother died, then his father died, then his sister died, the his mother died again (I understand that while that is uncommon here, it is very common there), then, um, let's see, oh yeaf, then he died. I thought it was a dead project at that point but then he got hisself up and ressurrected.

I would move it away from him but I don't know I already laid out 10 bucks on this deal dammit.

Anyway, be looking for it at ShaveMeSillyCash.com



Should only be like


TWO WEEKS

[Hammer]

Apparently your guy didn't have as many family members as the ones I've used, but I'm glad to hear it will be done in two weeks... unless he dies again.