A question for the masses.....

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

Well then Mr. Know-it-all, just how do I go about doing that?

[helix]

http://www.cozyacademy.com/

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Well then Mr. Know-it-all, just how do I go about doing that?

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

I can put it up for you on my domain crackwhoreflophouse.com .

Look it up and youll see its no joke.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

Dammit Hammer, there you go, giving away all the secrets. It took me 5 fucking years to figure all that stuff out and here you go just spilling it on the boards.

Like this shit isn't saturated enough dammit.

Now he won't buy my book "how to make it as an adult webmaster for under $50" which sells for $99.00

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Dammit Hammer, there you go, giving away all the secrets. It took me 5 fucking years to figure all that stuff out and here you go just spilling it on the boards.

Like this shit isn't saturated enough dammit.

Now he won't buy my book "how to make it as an adult webmaster for under $50" which sells for $99.00

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

He coauthored it with that crack head from Xtube.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Damn, I was not aware you had a book. Do you have an affiliate program?

Well, I have one in the works. I outsourced it to a guy in PI and have been waiting to hear back from him for a while now. First his mother died, then his father died, then his sister died, the his mother died again (I understand that while that is uncommon here, it is very common there), then, um, let's see, oh yeaf, then he died. I thought it was a dead project at that point but then he got hisself up and ressurrected.

I would move it away from him but I don't know I already laid out 10 bucks on this deal dammit.

Anyway, be looking for it at ShaveMeSillyCash.com



Should only be like


TWO WEEKS

[Hammer]

Apparently your guy didn't have as many family members as the ones I've used, but I'm glad to hear it will be done in two weeks... unless he dies again.

[Doktor_Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

Whatever he does for kicks?

Well for kicks, He makes me more & more $$$ promoting the girls that I get using his system

Originally Posted by hammer

It's really quite simple and here are the steps.

1. Go to Walmart and buy a video camera. Get the cheapest one you can find, cause amateur content works the best.

2. Go to your local YMCA or shelter and find some crack hoes. Don't worry if they're ugly, because amateur content works the best.

3. Give the crack hoes $20 and shoot some POV (point of view) video of them sucking your dick until you shoot off all over their faces. Don't worry if you can't do it, because Lawrence Connor couldn't either and he's famous.

4. Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50. Don't worry if it looks like shit, cause amateurish designs work the best.

5. Now you are an adult webmaster and soon you'll be rich and you too can fuck around with surfers that stumble onto an adult webmaster board while stalking a model.

I'm not complaining Scarie Crowie Guy

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

I'd rather fuck my wife, she squirts.

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

I'd rather fuck my wife, she squirts.

Why u always gotta be bring your wife in the story????
And your comments is useless without pictures man as usual.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

. Now go fuck a donkey .

Newbie webmasters should really stay away from beastie and other forms of illegal contant





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[Toby]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Hammer you are a dickhead....plain and simple, and I don't like you. Now go fuck a donkey or whatever it is you do for kicks.

Any chance you may have had of being accepted here, just got fucked by that donkey.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Doktor_Scarecrow

Well then Mr. Know-it-all, just how do I go about doing that?

Sarettah's quickie guide to adult webmastering

1. Learn how to code html.
2. Purchase an appropriately named domain.
3. Purchase a virual (shared) hosting package from an adult friendly host.
4. Sign up for several sponsors that you like the sites of and think you might be able to sell.Then learn some stuff about blogs and get some blo
5. Download some content and ads from the sponsors.
6. Build a free site with 2 gallery pages (good instructions for this can be found at cozyacademy, netpond or vnwr.com)
7. Get people here or at the newbie boards to critique, critique, critique your sites until they are ready for submission.
8. submit the free site to many adult link lists.
9. submit the 2 gallery pages as stand alone galleries to many tgps.
10. go back to number 4 and do it again and again and again and again and again.............

Then learn some stuff about blogs and get some blogs up and running...

or...

Go to the adult boards and pretend that you are a big player, make a total nuisance of yourself, get a rep (good or bad does not matter as long as your board persona gets mad page views). Then start whoring, er, I mean selling your sig on the boards

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Go to the adult boards and pretend that you are a big player, make a total nuisance of yourself, get a rep (good or bad does not matter as long as your board persona gets mad page views). Then start whoring, er, I mean selling your sig on the boards

Where is Rhetorical, by the way?

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Where is Rhetorical, by the way?

Rhetorical may be many things, but a sigwhore is not one of them....












whore would cover it

[softball]

"Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50."
That much? Man you got ripped off.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

"Find a Filipino outsourcer that will design a pay site for you for about $50."
That much? Man you got ripped off.

Nah, I was just adding in my markup in case he decided to go through me.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Nah, I was just adding in my markup in case he decided to go through me.

Should I be worried? lol