If you had to go gay...

[softball]

Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

You only have to worry when JFK comes thru and says he'd like to fuck you.

[Hell Puppy]

This reminds me of my favorite question for SciFi Conventions....

Remember in Star Trek TNG when Commander Riker finds another one of himself due to an old transporter mishap? We end up having two Rikers, one goes by Will (the original) and the newfound one goes on to become Thomas Riker, both are the same person....effectively a clone.

So the question is....if these two guys had sex with each other, would that be masturbation? homosexual? or would it be some form of incest?

I mean, they certainly know what each other likes....

[Nymph]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

This reminds me of my favorite question for SciFi Conventions....

Remember in Star Trek TNG when Commander Riker finds another one of himself due to an old transporter mishap? We end up having two Rikers, one goes by Will (the original) and the newfound one goes on to become Thomas Riker, both are the same person....effectively a clone.

So the question is....if these two guys had sex with each other, would that be masturbation? homosexual? or would it be some form of incest?

I mean, they certainly know what each other likes....

And I thought I had strange random thoughts

[LAJ]

I keep going between spitting my coffee out and swallowing my own bile with each subsequent post this A.M...

[bluemoney]

I guess for me it would be a playa with hairy man boobs and an appreciation for sweet fresh baked goods . . . . And oh snap! that cocksucker better have some money too. Beeotch!

[tony404]

Rich with a small penis.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by tony404

Rich with a small penis.

I like the way you're thinking here...but I'm sure he'd still want his salad tossed.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

You only have to worry when JFK comes thru and says he'd like to fuck you.

Nah, I only worry about people that are still sexually active.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Nah, I only worry about people that are still sexually active.

Oh no, i hope he doesn't post a pic to prove anything....

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Oh no, i hope he doesn't post a pic to prove anything....

He won't because he is too drunk. That cat hasn't been laid in years. He is a bar fly. Trust me.

[pam]

If I were gay I'd want a natural woman (big surprise there) with some meat on her bones. Redhead or brunette, average size breasts, 5'7" or taller with a butt like Jennifer Lopez, lips like Angelina Jolie and a mouth like Julia Roberts.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

sucks to be around men comfortable in their sexuality doesn't it?

makes you feel kinda crazy for being so insecure huh?

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

sucks to be around men comfortable in their sexuality doesn't it?

makes you feel kinda crazy for being so insecure huh?

"comfortable in their sexuality"? Is that what its called now? Shit we just used to call it homo. I guess I gotta get out on the street more often like you guys.

[tony404]

A funny story when I worked for Rolls Royce in NYC (I was a service adviser). I had this customer who would come in, he was filthy rich never worked a day in his life. He had a house on Park Ave and a 10 bedroom house in the hamptons. He would come on to me all the time.Tell me how sensitive I was and if I ever wanted to have a late night bite to talk he was there for me. The other service adviser and me used to joke how good I could have it if I gave him alittle the big houses,I could wear flowing garments also and look like a gay musketreer. lol

[Jace]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

"comfortable in their sexuality"? Is that what its called now? Shit we just used to call it homo. I guess I gotta get out on the street more often like you guys.

so, i am able to see other men and say "now that is a good looking guy" and it makes me gay? LOL....damn, I need to tell my wife

what about when a girl finds another girl attractive? is she "homo" too?

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

so, i am able to see other men and say "now that is a good looking guy" and it makes me gay? LOL....damn, I need to tell my wife

what about when a girl finds another girl attractive? is she "homo" too?

Nah, two girls is pure hetero. Unless one of them is wearing blue jeans with the cuffs turned up and has a trucker wallet and a chain stuffed in her hip pocket. Then its certainly homo.

[TheEnforcer]

MUCH easier question for a woman to answer than a guy. Can't say that I've thought about it.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

MUCH easier question for a woman to answer than a guy. Can't say that I've thought about it.

I'm all about the double standard...

Two girls together is hot...

Two guys together makes me wanna yarp.

[Hammer]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Nah, two girls is pure hetero. Unless one of them is wearing blue jeans with the cuffs turned up and has a trucker wallet and a chain stuffed in her hip pocket. Then its certainly homo.

Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

[softball]

Originally Posted by Hammer

Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

"I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones "
Personally, I hate looking at ugly girls. Ugly girls having sex is even more revolting. But up to you dude. That is why internet porn exists.

"I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not"
That is pure and simple gay. Ugh.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Hammer

. . . . . imagine LAJ making love to himself.

Oh great! Thanks for that! . . . Now I’m going to spend the next few minutes trying to gouge out my minds eye (insert Sam Kinison scream here)

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Hammer

imagine LAJ making love to himself.

u can thank me later Mighty Gazebo One