Hey Peaches....

[Rcourt64]

..Here Here
Now put the pipe down
I'm agreeing with you

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

..Here Here
Now put the pipe down

Another surfmaster trait to note.

Often times, when a surfmaster encounters an actual intelligent discussion, encounters an intelligent individual or stumbles upon a den of intellectualism they mistake it for drug usage.

There are currently several accepted methodologies of handling these surfmasters and their incessant interruptions.

1. This method is often used at the zoo, usually to no avail. Tell them to fuck off, challenge their postcount, sexuality, car, house, current living situation, income level, etc often in conjunction with each other.

2. Ignore them. Again often fruitless because they do not recognize that noone is reading or responding to them. They continue to hound like fleas on a sows belly until webmasters feel forced to resort to method number 1.

3. Appease them. Feed them some content. This keeps them quiet for quite a while. Usually one good piece of content can be good for hours of uninterrupted postings. Every several hours, give a new piece of content and you will never hear from the surfmaster again. (Please note, this also creates an economic hardship for the surfmaster as they need to constantly replace wet, sticky keyboards)

I go with method 3 most of the time

[dantheman]

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?!

peace

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by dantheman

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?!

peace

Hit me in icq 2155399

[sarettah]

Addendum:

If you notice that your content does not keep the surfmaster busy, evaluate and ensure that you are using the proper niche specific content and post a different picture if necessary.

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Hit me in icq 2155399

if you still have me on your ICQ, WTH is my number? I dont have it installed on this box, was going to use icq2go, but I have no idea what my number is/was :/

you can email me at dannyh a t simplecom dot n e t

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by dantheman

you can email me at dannyh a t simplecom dot n e t

At simplecom ??? ))) Loving that.

I don't have you in my list. I will hit you up in a bit via email though

[softball]

"The United SurfMasters of the Internet (USMI pronounced "Use Me") massacrey movement (in 4 part harmony, of course)"

I guess I will have to wait for the 8 X 10 coloured photograhs with the circles and arrows to make up my mind on this most important discussion.