Hey Peaches....

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

No help at all. Still the only place I have seen this. Anyone can pump up the urban dictionary. LOL. You gotta do better than that.
Personally I call bullshit on this.

It is an Oprano original. The term surfmaster, as defined in the urban dictionanary, was invented on this board by members of this board to describe a certain phenomena that was being observed.

Personaly, I love the term.

[softball]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is an Oprano original. The term surfmaster, as defined in the urban dictionanary, was invented on this board by members of this board to describe a certain phenomena that was being observed.

Personaly, I love the term.

I guess what is coined at oprano, stays at oprano.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

I guess what is coined at oprano, stays at oprano.

Nah, some terms just take longer to become widely used then others.

It has only been a year (if that) since surfmaster was coined. That, in the world of wordology, is merely a blip.

It took "ain't" about 200 years to become widely accepted enough to show up in the dictionaries.

Surfmaster will become widely used enough to become accepted within all internet related jargon. I would predict that surfmaster will one day reach the pinnacles, perhaps even reaching the degree of popularity that "google" has reached.

In fact, I would not be surprised to see entire industries grow around the ever increasing surfmaster population in the world.

IT'S A REVOLUTION MON!

The United SurfMasters of the Internet (USMI pronounced "Use Me") massacrey movement (in 4 part harmony, of course)

It will be a fucking goldrush, just wait and see. Here, we will have an entire generation of users who are websmart enough to see it coming and still gullible enough to bite. They will have noone to blame but themeselves and yet they will continue to whine on about how nasty so and so is and then, you bet ya, "whoops, I did it agan"... over and over and over and over again.

It will be a sweet day.

It will be heaven on earth.

It will be the second coming.

It will be the rapture.

It will be a SURFMASTER REVOLUTION


And I, for one, cannot wait

[Rcourt64]

..Here Here
Now put the pipe down
I'm agreeing with you

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

..Here Here
Now put the pipe down

Another surfmaster trait to note.

Often times, when a surfmaster encounters an actual intelligent discussion, encounters an intelligent individual or stumbles upon a den of intellectualism they mistake it for drug usage.

There are currently several accepted methodologies of handling these surfmasters and their incessant interruptions.

1. This method is often used at the zoo, usually to no avail. Tell them to fuck off, challenge their postcount, sexuality, car, house, current living situation, income level, etc often in conjunction with each other.

2. Ignore them. Again often fruitless because they do not recognize that noone is reading or responding to them. They continue to hound like fleas on a sows belly until webmasters feel forced to resort to method number 1.

3. Appease them. Feed them some content. This keeps them quiet for quite a while. Usually one good piece of content can be good for hours of uninterrupted postings. Every several hours, give a new piece of content and you will never hear from the surfmaster again. (Please note, this also creates an economic hardship for the surfmaster as they need to constantly replace wet, sticky keyboards)

I go with method 3 most of the time

[dantheman]

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?!

peace

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by dantheman

hey sare, I'm doing great for a surfmaster I thought I would drop by to see how all the cockholster here were doing these days. Seems like it's changed somewhat.

Where's all the cool cockholsters hiding?!

peace

Hit me in icq 2155399

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by sarettah

It is an Oprano original. The term surfmaster, as defined in the urban dictionanary, was invented on this board by members of this board to describe a certain phenomena that was being observed.

Personaly, I love the term.

Sarettah is correct to an extent Rhetorical, I'm sure if it was up for grabs when all this surfmaster talk arouse here on Oprano, someone would have snagged it by now, or probably attempted to only discovering it belongs to a DJ. So he thought of it first. But the term surfmaster was truly brought to light here at Oprano.

And as for urban dictionaries??? well...,

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Sarettah is correct to an extent Rhetorical, I'm sure if it was up for grabs when all this surfmaster talk arouse here on Oprano, someone would have snagged it by now, or probably attempted to only discovering it belongs to a DJ. So he thought of it first. But the term surfmaster was truly brought to light here at Oprano.

And as for urban dictionaries??? well...,

Surfmaster in the context of a "webmaster in it for the fun of it" was coined here. Yes, a dj has surfmaster.com but his use of the term is completely different than the Oprano use of the term. Surfmaster is also sometimes used within the actual surfer (meaning dem dat actually ride da waves mon) population to denote a master of surfing or a teacher of the art.

But, it's connotation in relationship to describing a portion of the internet population (introducing a priorto undefined level to the existing structure of webmasters <----> surfers and thus making a triadilly horizontal \aspected structure of webmaster <----> surfmaster <-----> surfer) was, is and will be an Oprano original.