Hacking Bert

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

So I take it that is a reccomendation. Two thumbs up from the Atlanta judges?

If you've never experienced a Waffle House, by all means let us know if you're in our part of the country, we'll introduce you to it.

Berts Chili is but one of the delicacies. As you can see from the recipe, not only is it tasty, but it's something you can share with the entire family.

The neighbors dog runs and hides under the porch when I turn in the driveway and he smells waffle house on my tires.

[gonzo]

NOTE TO ALL THAT ARE OVERMEDICATED OR STUPID

...this message is satire. Please dont go paypalling Waffle House $200 to increase security measures.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

If you've never experienced a Waffle House, by all means let us know if you're in our part of the country, we'll introduce you to it.

There are a few Waffle House locations scattered about the Houston area, but I've never been brave enough to actually go into one. My cholesterol count spikes just driving by one of these monuments to grease.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Toby

There are a few Waffle House locations scattered about the Houston area, but I've never been brave enough to actually go into one. My cholesterol count spikes just driving by one of these monuments to grease.

Delicious Pie

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Toby

There are a few Waffle House locations scattered about the Houston area, but I've never been brave enough to actually go into one. My cholesterol count spikes just driving by one of these monuments to grease.

Oh, I dont do it as often as I'd like for that reason.

They should offer lipitor as a side dish.

[bluemoney]

I used to frequent a local WH that had a grill man with about 20 years experience and that “sum bitch” could cook! Love those hash browns scattered, smothered, covered and sprinkled with Tobasco.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

I used to frequent a local WH that had a grill man with about 20 years experience and that “sum bitch” could cook! Love those hash browns scattered, smothered, covered and sprinkled with Tobasco.

You can meet some colorful folks working at Waffle House...especially the ones who've made a career of it.

I used to frequent one around the corner from a place I was living, and it had a cook who wanted to talk. Dude was probably 55 years old or so. I dont think he changed his shirt or apron more than once a week.

One night he says "you know i've been a short order cook for 30 years, you wanna know why?" Being his huckleberry, i said "why's that?". He says, "cuz i like to fuck waitresses!" and turns around and smacks the skanky looking one that was passing by right on the ass.

[bluemoney]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

You can meet some colorful folks working at Waffle House...especially the ones who've made a career of it.

I used to frequent one around the corner from a place I was living, and it had a cook who wanted to talk. Dude was probably 55 years old or so. I dont think he changed his shirt or apron more than once a week.

One night he says "you know i've been a short order cook for 30 years, you wanna know why?" Being his huckleberry, i said "why's that?". He says, "cuz i like to fuck waitresses!" and turns around and smacks the skanky looking one that was passing by right on the ass.

LOL Yep! Sounds like a Waffle House to me!