how to be a good and proper whore on Oprano

[spazlabz]

Things are different here then they are over at the zoo so as a fucking public service I would like to make a few suggestions to any shitstain, wannabe board whore that stops by and visits Oprano. Just a few things to keep in fucking mind while trolling through these threads;

this ain't the zoo - That means your post count means abso-fucking-lutely nothing here. The posters on this board couldn't possibly care less how many posts you have, they are much more concerned with the content of your posts

speaking of the content of your posts - stupid fucking one line, smiley rich, zero content posts make you look like a giant ass and whatever program you are pimping look desperate. Grow up and realize that sig views on Oprano mean nothing if you're posting nothing

click my sig or contact me replies - the sign of a truly fucking lazy mind. Which is saying something esp when your dealing with a large part of a community that call themselves the FFN's (Fat Fucking Nobodies). When any of us think your fucking lazy, you have really hit the bottom. When someone asks a question specifically about the sponsor your pimping, then give a fucking answer. (hint; see sig is not an answer that flys here... again, this ain't the fucking zoo) If someone is looking for something or asks to be spammed then YOU CONTACT THEM you lazy assed fucker, don't instruct them to contact you, WTF do you think the thread was???

now I didn't mention any names here because there is just no reason to be rude but I bet the possibilities about WHO i am talking to specifically are unlimited. And I am sure they will see this thread, it IS after all yet another one to get their sig seen in. But since it has multiple sentences, maybe one or two words with multiple syllables, they won't read it, just reply with an LOL and something like 'i agree'


spaz

[sarah_webinc]

I think the message is clear enough.

[spazlabz]

was it too much Sarah? a little over the top maybe? I dunno. I got up early this morning and just felt the need to bare my claws and be a little bitchy heh heh
it's the nickname... spaz... cant lead to anything good

spaz

[helix]

See sig.....

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by helix

See sig.....

LOL

contact me


spaz

[gonzo]

Congradulations to all the winners.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

Things are different here then they are over at the zoo so as a fucking public service I would like to make a few suggestions to any shitstain, wannabe board whore that stops by and visits Oprano. Just a few things to keep in fucking mind while trolling through these threads;

this ain't the zoo - That means your post count means abso-fucking-lutely nothing here. The posters on this board couldn't possibly care less how many posts you have, they are much more concerned with the content of your posts

speaking of the content of your posts - stupid fucking one line, smiley rich, zero content posts make you look like a giant ass and whatever program you are pimping look desperate. Grow up and realize that sig views on Oprano mean nothing if you're posting nothing

click my sig or contact me replies - the sign of a truly fucking lazy mind. Which is saying something esp when your dealing with a large part of a community that call themselves the FFN's (Fat Fucking Nobodies). When any of us think your fucking lazy, you have really hit the bottom. When someone asks a question specifically about the sponsor your pimping, then give a fucking answer. (hint; see sig is not an answer that flys here... again, this ain't the fucking zoo) If someone is looking for something or asks to be spammed then YOU CONTACT THEM you lazy assed fucker, don't instruct them to contact you, WTF do you think the thread was???

now I didn't mention any names here because there is just no reason to be rude but I bet the possibilities about WHO i am talking to specifically are unlimited. And I am sure they will see this thread, it IS after all yet another one to get their sig seen in. But since it has multiple sentences, maybe one or two words with multiple syllables, they won't read it, just reply with an LOL and something like 'i agree'


spaz