Dem Cakes Tomorrow night

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Sorry, I'm not used to being fucked off, so I probably dont have a good understanding of the rules.

I do know Pai Gow Poker rules pretty well though, and that was what I was giving you. Two pair....dont split 'em unless you have 8's or better in one of 'em.

I'm no longer allowed to play cards unless accompanied by someone who knows what they're doing.

PS, another "rule", more to your buddy than to you, is not go running your mouth about being fucked off.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I'm no longer allowed to play cards unless accompanied by someone who knows what they're doing.

PS, another "rule", more to your buddy than to you, is not go running your mouth about being fucked off.

You should stick to secret plans of "sneaking into town".

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by gonzo

You should stick to secret plans of "sneaking into town".

I wasn't planning on sneaking anywhere. There are some people I want to see, others I don't. I've never "snuck" anywhere in my life. Get your facts straight.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I wasn't planning on sneaking anywhere. There are some people I want to see, others I don't. I've never "snuck" anywhere in my life. Get your facts straight.

I dont think 12clicks or Cory are coming. Nor Confucy.
But everyone is welcome. Ill get you some blinders if they do show up.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I wasn't planning on sneaking anywhere. There are some people I want to see, others I don't. I've never "snuck" anywhere in my life. Get your facts straight.

I plan on sticking my tongue out and making funny faces at you from my pai gow table.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I plan on sticking my tongue out and making funny faces at you from my pai gow table.

I was never going to be at the casino at the time you were. Getting info 3rd hand tends to be akin to playing "Telephone" as a child.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I was never going to be at the casino at the time you were. Getting info 3rd hand tends to be akin to playing "Telephone" as a child.

Whatever makes you happy...sincerely.

You're totally welcome as you always have been. Or leave us as "fucked off", whichever works for you.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Whatever makes you happy...sincerely.

You're totally welcome as you always have been. Or leave us as "fucked off", whichever works for you.

I will be happy not being there. The things I've bitched about are continuing on the boards and behind my back so I'm sure they would continue in my prescence.

Alaska is looking better and better these days.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I'm no longer allowed to play cards unless accompanied by someone who knows what they're doing.

PS, another "rule", more to your buddy than to you, is not go running your mouth about being fucked off.

Sorry, I'll tell Dickinbush to knock it off....didn't know he'd been running his big yap...

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

I'm no longer allowed to play cards unless accompanied by someone who knows what they're doing.

I got some advice from a guy once....

He said you got to know when to hold 'em.
Know when to fold 'em.

Know when to walk away.
Know when to run.

Never count your money when you're sitting at the table.
There'll be time enough for counting when the dealings done.

[softball]

"because every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

I got some advice from a guy once....

He said you got to know when to hold 'em.
Know when to fold 'em.

Know when to walk away.
Know when to run.

Never count your money when you're sitting at the table.
There'll be time enough for counting when the dealings done.

Yeah, but he also found a REALLY bad plastic surgeon. Not sure I'd trust what he said.

I just checked weather.com for Anchorage. Miss Eve did not mention the current temps there. The HIGHS are lower than I'll go outside in. February or March is looking like a better travel time.......

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

Yeah, but he also found a REALLY bad plastic surgeon. Not sure I'd trust what he said.

Me and Harry Horndog saw him in a pair of speedos at the Mirage pool a couple or three years ago. I suffered hysterical blindness for several hours afterwards.

[softball]

Prolly got it done in Thailand. Him and Burt.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Me and Harry Horndog saw him in a pair of speedos at the Mirage pool a couple or three years ago. I suffered hysterical blindness for several hours afterwards.

When I was married our company built his tennis courts up in Athens. He and his wife then (Marianne? I think they are divorced) were very nice and he was extremely handsome. Originally met him when they filmed 1 scene of "Six Pack" at the bar I worked at. 23+ years has not been good to him. Then again, I probably look worse for wear also.

Speedos should be outlawed, even for professional swimmers.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by Peaches

When I was married our company built his tennis courts up in Athens. He and his wife then (Marianne? I think they are divorced) were very nice and he was extremely handsome. Originally met him when they filmed 1 scene of "Six Pack" at the bar I worked at. 23+ years has not been good to him. Then again, I probably look worse for wear also.

Speedos should be outlawed, even for professional swimmers.

Most of "Six Pack" was shot in Kennesaw and Acworth, so we saw a lot of him while that was being shot. I was in high school at the time. I was part of the crowd at some of the shots from Dixie Speedway, no way you could make anyone out though.

During that time, he had a reputation as being an ass when the little people would try to approach him. Dunno if it was the stress of the movie and trying to work while mingling with people or just a different time in his life.

I met him again several times while in school in Athens later and he was very nice in that environment. I was dating a girl who was into horses...well, not in the way some of our "friends" domain purchases would suggest, but you know what I mean. She was on the UGA Horse Judging Team among other things. Yes, yes, there really IS such a thing.

Anyhow, many of the local horse events in Athens were hosted by Kenny at his farm. The barns out there were spectacular. His horses lived better than most people I know even today.

He was as nice and gracious as he could be, not only then, but anytime you'd see him out. He liked to go to the campus to run and use some of the recreational facilities. So it wasn't uncommon to see him at all. He looked better in a wet pair of baggy sweats and a head band than he did in that speedo.

I'm also guessing he's had lipo now....or one hell of a diet because based on what I saw before blindness sat in, he had a dinky-do.

[Peaches]

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

The barns out there were spectacular.

Yes they were, and you're right - they horses were treated like gold. Mostly Arabians IIRC.

The tennis courts were spectacular too, BTW - I was in charge of QA. To this day I'll drive by a court after rain and just shudder knowing how much irregular pooling I see.