Sabby Van Ryan gone from jaymancash?

[Sabby]

Originally Posted by pam

I'd never seen the site but just clicked on it. Who wrote the text? I saw more typos than I could believe. I wasn't able to view any photos -- guess it's a good thing I'm not ready to sign up, because I'm one of those surfers who disables both javascript and Flash, so if I was looking for a MILF site, you'd have lost a customer.

Why oh why won't more webmasters realize that simple is best and not everyone wants all the bells and whistles?

Sabby

[pam]

It's a real pet peeve of mine for a lot of reasons. When I began with sites, webTV was a big thing, and I quickly learned to make my sites as simple as possible so everyone could view them.

I can't tell you how many sites I can't view due to Flash or Javascript. I have had a few sites want to be reviewed and when I visited their page to sign up, Firefox would crash due to the Flash, and if I asked if they had a non-Flash page (many will do this, the smart folks) they would simply say no -- no brains to offer to sign me up so I don't crash, either.

I admit I don't know you or your niche, Sabby, but only know you from The Pond. My advice (unsolicited, for what its worth) is to contact Sheri Santiago of Wild West Cash since she has a lot of success with extreme girl sites. She's a porn chick with a good head on her shoulders (now is the time for the guys to chime in about her boobs).

[softball]

Originally Posted by pam

It's a real pet peeve of mine for a lot of reasons. When I began with sites, webTV was a big thing, and I quickly learned to make my sites as simple as possible so everyone could view them.

I can't tell you how many sites I can't view due to Flash or Javascript. I have had a few sites want to be reviewed and when I visited their page to sign up, Firefox would crash due to the Flash, and if I asked if they had a non-Flash page (many will do this, the smart folks) they would simply say no -- no brains to offer to sign me up so I don't crash, either.

I admit I don't know you or your niche, Sabby, but only know you from The Pond. My advice (unsolicited, for what its worth) is to contact Sheri Santiago of Wild West Cash since she has a lot of success with extreme girl sites. She's a porn chick with a good head on her shoulders (now is the time for the guys to chime in about her boobs).

I have been banging this drum for years. There is a need for speed on a website. It has to load fast, be uncomplicated, and simply navigable. Who cares if it looks all of this and all of that? If it sells, it is great design. However, Sabby herself has beat me up over my "ugly" web design for years, so I think this advice will fall on deaf ears.

[Sabby]

Well other than all the obvious shit that doesnt work right on it, I think its much to morbid and "butchy" looking. And I am anything but. It should be way more femme.

And I am not extreme enough to be considered extreme. (have you seen some of the extreme sites, lol). "kinky" is a better term.

This might be all hindsite though I really dont think I have the energy to get back on the horse again. I make really good money on cam still and I think I would like to just do that, play with my traffic a bit, and kick my husbands ass out into the real world to get a job. I'm tired of being around him 24/7. He talks to much.

LOL.


Sabby

[softball]

Originally Posted by Sabby

Well other than all the obvious shit that doesnt work right on it, I think its much to morbid and "butchy" looking. And I am anything but. It should be way more femme.

And I am not extreme enough to be considered extreme. (have you seen some of the extreme sites, lol). "kinky" is a better term.

This might be all hindsite though I really dont think I have the energy to get back on the horse again. I make really good money on cam still and I think I would like to just do that, play with my traffic a bit, and kick my husbands ass out into the real world to get a job. I'm tired of being around him 24/7. He talks to much.

LOL.


Sabby

Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

[Jace]

Sabby, can I be the first to publicly state:

YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHO

every time I read your posts I get this feeling that just by reading what you type that you are going to call me at wierd hours of the night to harass me and then end up breaking into my house to slit your wrists in the bathtub while drinking a gallon bottle of vodka

(just to be clear, this actually did happen to me once)

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by Jace

Sabby, can I be the first to publicly state:

YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHO

every time I read your posts I get this feeling that just by reading what you type that you are going to call me at wierd hours of the night to harass me and then end up breaking into my house to slit your wrists in the bathtub while drinking a gallon bottle of vodka

(just to be clear, this actually did happen to me once)

break out the cam... that shit would go viral overnight! LOL


spaz

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

Sabby, can I be the first to publicly state:

YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHO

every time I read your posts I get this feeling that just by reading what you type that you are going to call me at wierd hours of the night to harass me and then end up breaking into my house to slit your wrists in the bathtub while drinking a gallon bottle of vodka

(just to be clear, this actually did happen to me once)

Damn, I am glad I am not the only one to clock this internet psycho lunatic. You really don't want this chick stalking and harrassing you. It gets unnerving.

[helix]

Originally Posted by Jace

Sabby, can I be the first to publicly state:

YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHO

every time I read your posts I get this feeling that just by reading what you type that you are going to call me at wierd hours of the night to harass me and then end up breaking into my house to slit your wrists in the bathtub while drinking a gallon bottle of vodka

(just to be clear, this actually did happen to me once)

Tonights entertainment is being brought to you by "Jace" from http://www.TabithasToybox.com and "Sabby" from http://www.sabby-vanryan.com/.
A special thanks goes out to GonZo for providing us with a forum http://www.oprano.com for tonights knee slapping hi-jinks that is to soon follow.
Early seating is not required.
Feel free to bring your own snacks and alcoholic beverages.
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

[Sabby]

Originally Posted by Jace

Sabby, can I be the first to publicly state:

YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHO

every time I read your posts I get this feeling that just by reading what you type that you are going to call me at wierd hours of the night to harass me and then end up breaking into my house to slit your wrists in the bathtub while drinking a gallon bottle of vodka

(just to be clear, this actually did happen to me once)

Actually you very rarely cross my mind.

And besides I think I'm more homicidal than suicidal.


Sabby

[pam]

My first host told me in 1995 to KISS, because not all systems were compatible, and since a huge majority of my surfers were webTV folks, I learned to be as simple as possible.

I did the design on one of my paysites myself, except for the logo. It's very basic, very plain and does very well.

Surfers tell me they don't care about the glamour and glitz, they want to see the pussy.