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View Poll Results: Which joke is best?
If You Can't Get Screwed, Get Hammered 3 50.00%
I'm Gonna Get Hammered and Nail Someone 0 0%
I'm Hammered and Wanna Get Screwed 1 16.67%
I Screwed Up And Got Hammered 2 33.33%
Screw It, I'm Getting Hammered 2 33.33%
Internext Ticket - $300, Get Hammered - $50, Get Fucked - Priceless 0 0%
If I'm Hammered, You're Screwed 0 0%
If I Get Hammered, I'm Pretty Much Screwed 0 0%
Hammered Time 1 16.67%
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Old 07-20-2006   #1
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Default Re: Which joke is best?

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Some more ideas:

I wanted to get Hammered, but all I got was this stinking Tshirt

I got Hammered in this shirt

I look better Hammered

You look better when I'm Hammered

Fell asleep naked - woke up Hammered

Wanna get Hammered?
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Old 07-21-2006   #2
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Default Re: Which joke is best?

Finish the drill then get Hammered

I got Hammered she got Nailed

Play nice or get Hammered!

Hammered? I hardly even knew her!


Whatever the final result, I'll trade you for a "Don't Get None On Ya" Tee
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Old 07-21-2006   #3
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Default Re: Which joke is best?

Thanks for the responses. There isn't much time left until the show, so based on the results from all the boards, I'm going to print 3 tshirts.

If You Can't Get Screwed, Get Hammered

If I'm Hammered, You're Screwed

Screw It, I'm Getting Hammered
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