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Old 02-14-2006   #1
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lol- I went to the Bahamas once with a group of people way back when I was working in promotions. I had a vibrating dildo that I had wrapped in a towel and stuck in my bag. One of the photographers was behind me as we waited to go through customs baggage check. They rarely go through the bags here. I remembered that I promised a friend I'd pick up some beer for her at duty free and bring back. So I throw my bag down and as the photograher to move it up in the line and I'd be right back.

I'm standing at the register in duty free and I see him standing in front of the window hold up my bag and trying to get my attention. I paid and came out. I asked him why he got out of line. He said he went to pick up my bag and it was alive! I touched it and it was buzzing away!

I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.
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Old 02-14-2006   #2
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lol- I went to the Bahamas once with a group of people way back when I was working in promotions. I had a vibrating dildo that I had wrapped in a towel and stuck in my bag. One of the photographers was behind me as we waited to go through customs baggage check. They rarely go through the bags here. I remembered that I promised a friend I'd pick up some beer for her at duty free and bring back. So I throw my bag down and as the photograher to move it up in the line and I'd be right back.

I'm standing at the register in duty free and I see him standing in front of the window hold up my bag and trying to get my attention. I paid and came out. I asked him why he got out of line. He said he went to pick up my bag and it was alive! I touched it and it was buzzing away!

I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.
You should stencil Epassporte on it so you can actually get some enjoyment out of getting fucked.
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LOL, yeah that happened to me when I went to my first webmaster show.


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Old 02-14-2006   #4
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I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.
I would LOVE to know what runs through a man's mind when he realizes what he is holding, when they do that LOL
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Old 02-14-2006   #5
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I would LOVE to know what runs through a man's mind when he realizes what he is holding, when they do that LOL
AND it'd be sweet to get pics of those big security guys holding a massive vibrating dildo in front of em.. classic LOL!
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Old 02-14-2006   #6
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I would LOVE to know what runs through a man's mind when he realizes what he is holding, when they do that LOL

Ask my wife and she'll tell you the TRUE story of us leaving St Maarten and security guy at the airport holding it in his hand at her request...
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Ask my wife and she'll tell you the TRUE story of us leaving St Maarten and security guy at the airport holding it in his hand at her request...
LOL Sounds like quite the story, will you let her on here to tell it or should I ask her over on Winetalk?
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LOL Sounds like quite the story, will you let her on here to tell it or should I ask her over on Winetalk?

Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll get her here!
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Don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll get her here!
Alright.

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I disagree......I'd never use "or". I say "and" is MORE appropriate
Okay, so I spoke for myself. For me its "I suck dick" ...I don't eat pussy. Although I have tasted myself both pre & post orgasm while masturbating, before.

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THis is impossible! They were the SAME in about 5 seconds!


Have you flunked Chemistry class in school?
You're very right, within SECONDS, her pussy was just as dirty as his mouth. Poor Peaches...
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You're very right, within SECONDS, her pussy was just as dirty as his mouth. Poor Peaches...
Right conclusion: "You're very right"
Wrong premise.

His mouth actually got CLEANER. Pussy juices contain chemicals which serve as CLEANSERS, thus Peaches cleaned his mouth more than he dirtied her.

I betcha you flanked Biology classes too!
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Alright.
Okay, so I spoke for myself. For me its "I suck dick" ...I don't eat pussy. Although I have tasted myself both pre & post orgasm while masturbating, before.
Is there any chance you post Tasting Notes Winetalk Style????

What was bouquet before and after? How long was the finish, midpalate, attack? Was it accessable right on the opening or did it need more airation?
What was your impression? Would you share this bott..err, taste, with close friends or leave to use as a gift?

2 short sentences and so many questions raised...I like the DEPTH of your post,
it's a true mind exciter!
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