My favorite blonde joke

[domtheboy]

LOL..... here's mine....

A blind guy walks into a bar. Obviously being blind he has no idea where he is. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink, and being a sociable chap starts up a conversation with the bartender.

"Hey bartender, how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?"

The bartender leans close to his ear and whispers sternly....

"Look fella, you're a blind guy so I appreciate you weren't to know this. But you are sat in a lesbian bar. 2 stools down from you is the womens kickboxing champion of the world. She is a lesbian blonde.

At the table behind you are two girls from the lesbian chapter of the Hells Angels. They are blondes, and they're celebrating getting out of prison after serving time for armed robbery.

And last but not least, I am a weightlifter, I can bench press 300 lbs and I am blonde. Now i'd like to ask you again, do you think you should really go ahead with that joke ?

The blind man looks thoughtful for a second, then says, "No.........






























Not if I'm going to have to explain it four times "