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Old 12-21-2005   #1
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My normal ritual, getting so shit faced I don't remember New Years Eve - lol


Last year I didn't drink... First year... Went home miserable at 9 PM

This year I'm going to have fun sober if it kills me !! Already have a sitter, so a start will be a nice dinner (after waiting 3 hours to get a table) at Olive Garden. Their Tour of Italy is Primo !!
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My normal ritual, getting so shit faced I don't remember New Years Eve - lol


Last year I didn't drink... First year... Went home miserable at 9 PM

This year I'm going to have fun sober if it kills me !! Already have a sitter, so a start will be a nice dinner (after waiting 3 hours to get a table) at Olive Garden. Their Tour of Italy is Primo !!
My husband has taken a vow to never had have seconds on the salad then have the Tour of Italy, due to a "near injury" he suffered one evening when we went out. I swear, he was still digesting three days later. I had...something involving shrimp, I believe.

Dravyk...are you related to my husband?
I don't know where people come up with this shit. I got from my mother "if a clock stops, tragedy will happen, possibly a death." (Or...you could just replace the batteries.) Also "you can't wear an opal ring unless it's your birthstone." (Why? Finger will fall off?) Of course, this is the same woman that told me that unless I wore a tight bra "something...very...bad...would...happen" but she never told me WHAT. So, I was scared of my mind as a child and it wasn't until I got married and my husband said "damn, how do you BREATHE???" that I realized my own mother had scammed me into wearing a bra no horny high school kid could get his fingers into. Shitfuck.
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that I realized my own mother had scammed me into wearing a bra no horny high school kid could get his fingers into. Shitfuck.
LOL! Too funny! Ok, not for you, but then that's what makes comedy funny, right? Other people's pain. Ok, that was sad. But, still ... funny!
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LOL! Too funny! Ok, not for you, but then that's what makes comedy funny, right? Other people's pain. Ok, that was sad. But, still ... funny!
Thank you, Dravyk.

The only thing that makes having had grooves dug into my ribcage bearable is being able to tell that story and make other people laugh.

Are your skills still sharp on the "one handed unhook"? I'm tellin' ya, that one impressed the absolute hell out of me the first time I encountered it...and still impresses me to this day. Because I insist on seeing the bright side of every possible situation, one of the benefits of having arms that refuse to work occasionally is that I can say "uh...honey?" and he shows me that he's still got his high school skills intact.

Of course, the payment for that is the occasional "what in the absolute HELL did you do THAT for?" in the middle of the grocery store.
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Are your skills still sharp on the "one handed unhook"?
Dating high school girls who wore bras? Dontcha know the easy ones never ...

Hmm, I think I'll just stop here.
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Dating high school girls who wore bras? Dontcha know the easy ones never ...

Hmm, I think I'll just stop here.
Ah. Oops. Gotcha.
I was the one stuck in the "flack bra," so those thoughts don't leap out in front of my mind.
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Hmm, I think I'll just stop here.
And now they HAVE to wear Bras because they didn't then
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And now they HAVE to wear Bras because they didn't then
TMI...I was bound up like a Chinese foot and age still...ah, hell, never mind.

I should give ya a smack for taking a crack at old broads, Ryan.

I'm feeling good though (got a package from my sister today!) so I'll give ya a kiss instead!

And...
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