Bush on the Constitution: 'It's just a goddamned piece of paper'

[Newton]

Always good to see how the colonies are doing

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Newton

Always good to see how the colonies are doing

Remind me to bitch-slap ya later.

[Newton]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Remind me to bitch-slap ya later.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons* command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

[Sin]

Originally Posted by Newton

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons* command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

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[sarettah]

You all have been had. I think. Not sure who is soofing who or what

found this:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i9885

White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper’ With Delsey

Written by Felix


Bush's new toilet paper
WASHINGTON (AP)—White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.

The unusual marketing effort came about in November, when Republican Congressional leaders met in the Oval Office with Bush to discuss renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act.

Many provisions of the act which had been passed in the traumatic period following the 9/11 attacks have caused sufficient anger to force liberal groups such as the American Civil Liberties Union to join with prominent conservatives to oppose renewal.

Republican leaders told Bush that his foolhardy push to renew the more fascist provisions of the act could further alienate conservatives still angry at the President’s idiotic attempt to nominate White House Counsel and Bush’s mistress Harriet Miers to the US Supreme Court.

"I don't give a goddamn," Bush reportedly barked. "I'm the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way or else."

"Mr. President," Karl Rove said, "There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution."

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed in response. "It's just a goddamned piece of toilet paper!"

Bush then ordered Rove, Scooter Libby and Dick Cheney to contact Delsey and get the company to print the Constitution on bathroom tissue to be marketed to the US public through Wal-Mart.

“Get the goddamned Chinese to print it!” he ordered.

Repeated interviews by reporters with those present for the meeting that day all confirm that the President of the United States called the Constitution "a goddamned piece of toilet paper."

Backing up the radical Bush stance, while White House counsel, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had opined that the Constitution “is an outdated document."

At the meeting, Bush also shouted, “the USA Patriot Act isn’t even a necessary tool to fight terrorism, it is a dangerous law that infringes on the rights of every American citizen and which undermines the Constitution of the United States. The American people must get used to the loss of their rights if I’m to defend the interests of Big Oil and the rich and pad Republican coffers!”

Until now, the Constitution has stood for more that 200 years as the defining document of US government and the final source to determine if something is legal or right.

Every federal official including the President who takes the oath of office swears to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States.

[DrGuile]

Originally Posted by Sin

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Oh que non!

I want the bilingual version!

[Newton]

Originally Posted by DrGuile

Oh que non!

I want the bilingual version!

Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi,
Gwlad beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri;
Ei gwrol ryfelwyr, gwladgarwyr tra mad,
Tros ryddid gollasant eu gwaed.
Gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.
Tra mor yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.
Hen Gymru fynyddig, paradwys y bardd,
Pob dyffryn, pob clogwyn i'm golwg sydd hardd;
Trwy deimlad gwladgarol, mor swynol yw si
Ei nentydd, afonydd, i mi.
Os treisiodd y gelyn fy ngwlad tan ei droed,
Mae hen iaith y Cymry mor fyw ag erioed,
Ni luddiwyd yr awen gan erchyll law brad.

[Dravyk]

Newton is now my favorite poster!

Not everyday you see Celtic posted!