Who has scored at their company XMAS party

jbrasco951 · 12-09-2005

I want to know what stories you have. I haven't been so lucky, but i like hearing the gossip

selena · 12-09-2005

I had a company Christmas party last weekend and indeed, I got lucky!

I found the employee that looked the easiest to pick up on, I talked to them a little about their fantasies, and then I swept them off to bed.

Of course, I am the only employee of my company.

Funbrunette · 12-09-2005

I'm flying out to Arizona next week for my XMas party with Topbucks...I hope I do get lucky!

Chris is staying at home with Ryan! Hehehehehehehhe! Nah I'm going to be a good girl and enjoy the nice weather! Anyone here in Arizona? (I'll be in Tucson)

MorganGrayson · 12-09-2005

Back in my youth, I went to my husband's company Christmas party. Now, this was the time of four-inch heels on "office shoes," so at the time, I was over six feet tall. My husband's drunken boss, who was shorter than I am when I was in stocking feet, began an almost literal climb up my leg. I looked over his head at my husband, who was telling me with his facial expression "please do not kill the drunken asshole."

So...I didn't score. Scoring would have consisted of bringing my fist down on the top of the asshole's head and driving his entire body down into his socks.

I *have* scored in the more traditional sense at a lot of holiday parties...if you count my boss-who-happened-to-be-my-spouse.

I remember vividly the holiday I saved my younger sister's career by telling her how to behave at an "office party." She didn't believe the behavior that I was warning her about would really occur...until she saw it happen and was ever so grateful she was sober.

Anthony · 12-09-2005

Office Holiday Party tonight.

I'll try not to hump anyone.

I'm sure the boys will appreciate it.

MorganGrayson · 12-09-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Office Holiday Party tonight.

I'll try not to hump anyone.

I'm sure the boys will appreciate it.

Or worse...discover that "the boys" have always wanted you to hump them. That could cause a certain awkwardness at the coffee machine....

12-09-2005	#1
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selena plankton in the sea of porn Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On The Edge Posts: 509	Re: Who has scored at their company XMAS party I had a company Christmas party last weekend and indeed, I got lucky! I found the employee that looked the easiest to pick up on, I talked to them a little about their fantasies, and then I swept them off to bed. Of course, I am the only employee of my company. __________________ Affiliate Manager JaYMan Cash That One Program ICQ 273551440

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Funbrunette Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 335	Re: Who has scored at their company XMAS party I'm flying out to Arizona next week for my XMas party with Topbucks...I hope I do get lucky! Chris is staying at home with Ryan! Hehehehehehehhe! Nah I'm going to be a good girl and enjoy the nice weather! Anyone here in Arizona? (I'll be in Tucson) __________________ stephanie@interclimax.com Sales and Marketing Manager ICQ:155713409 Skype/funbrunette Premium Adult Content Provider!

12-09-2005	#4
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Who has scored at their company XMAS party Back in my youth, I went to my husband's company Christmas party. Now, this was the time of four-inch heels on "office shoes," so at the time, I was over six feet tall. My husband's drunken boss, who was shorter than I am when I was in stocking feet, began an almost literal climb up my leg. I looked over his head at my husband, who was telling me with his facial expression "please do not kill the drunken asshole." So...I didn't score. Scoring would have consisted of bringing my fist down on the top of the asshole's head and driving his entire body down into his socks. I have scored in the more traditional sense at a lot of holiday parties...if you count my boss-who-happened-to-be-my-spouse. I remember vividly the holiday I saved my younger sister's career by telling her how to behave at an "office party." She didn't believe the behavior that I was warning her about would really occur...until she saw it happen and was ever so grateful she was sober.

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Anthony Banned The global leader in pay-per-view AEBN Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,246	Re: Who has scored at their company XMAS party Office Holiday Party tonight. I'll try not to hump anyone. I'm sure the boys will appreciate it.

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