Santa is really hung............

sarettah · 12-08-2005

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Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose At Home Upsets Neighborhood

A large blindfolded Santa hanging from a noose from a high tree in a man's yard has angered homeowners in a Florida neighborhood, according to a Local 6 News report.

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The Santa also has his hands and legs bound by some type of wire.

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Since the display was put in the tree, neighbors have called police to get it removed, but officers said there is nothing they can do because the homeowner is protected under the First Amendment, Local 6 News reported.

Trev · 12-08-2005

This happened in Florida right... Santa's lucky/unlucky he wasn't shot first.

TheEnforcer · 12-08-2005

Ahahahahaahaha.. not something I would do and if I had young kids I am sure I would be quite upset. That said, that's funny as all hell even if it is in complete bad taste!

PornoDoggy · 12-08-2005

I am not going to ask how you know what a hung Santa tastes like ...

justb · 12-08-2005

why does this shit always happen in my state?

Red · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by justb

why does this shit always happen in my state?

I think it's the year round sunshine that does it. Perhaps an overdose of Vitamin D.

MorganGrayson · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

I think it's the year round sunshine that does it. Perhaps an overdose of Vitamin D.

I'm over here on the Left Coast in year round sunshine, and we have our share of nutcases, too, so you may be indeed on to something, Red.

I live in a small town, though, that is unincorporated, so we have horses, etc., around here. And Christmas lights out the wazoo. There's a house up on the mountain that has a huge star that must be up on a pole. They turn it on the day after Thanksgiving every year. It's really cool. I hope they know how much they've improved the holidays for everyone (for miles) that can see it.

We don't have a Santa hung in effigy, though. It would have been splashed all over the local news if we had. Our locals do love that sort of negative hyperbole.

I tried to work up some kind of reaction to the Santa effigy thing and just couldn't. Totally neutral on the whole thing. Oh. With one exception. Points given for somebody realizing what symbolic speech is and First Ammedment protection.

Sin · 12-08-2005

LOL Considering I'm Scrooge this year, I love it.

Dravyk · 12-08-2005

Oh thank R-n!

I saw the thread title and was so scared it was going to be another Sarettah fan sign with him wearing a Santa cap .... only ....

Trev · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh thank R-n!

I saw the thread title and was so scared it was going to be another Sarettah fan sign with him wearing a Santa cap .... only ....

Thank you for the visual... now I need to go and bleach my brain!

Dravyk · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Thank you for the visual... now I need to go and bleach my brain!

LOL! You're a natural blonde anyhow in spirit.

MorganGrayson · 12-08-2005

Drav...if sarettah takes that as a gauntlet, two things will happen.

First...I will download the pic and print it out as a Christmas card for select people.

Second...Trev will get on a plane to Philly and smack the crap out of you with a Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich!

I want pics of *that* as well!

PornoDoggy · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh thank R-n!

I saw the thread title and was so scared it was going to be another Sarettah fan sign with him wearing a Santa cap .... only ....

This thread is getting disturbing.

First TE is discussing how Santa tastes.

Now we find out that naked Sarettah pictures are never far from your thoughts.

Dravyk · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

Now we find out that naked Sarettah pictures are never far from your thoughts.

You must have fortunately missed Sin's "re-upload" in the other thread. Trust me, it was (I won't say "thrust") hoisted in front of me, not my doing!

Dravyk · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Second...Trev will get on a plane to Philly and smack the crap out of you with a Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich!

I want pics of *that* as well!

Between the tasty goodness Red promised and never delivered, now this ... I'm getting hungry.

sarettah · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Oh thank R-n!

I saw the thread title and was so scared it was going to be another Sarettah fan sign with him wearing a Santa cap .... only ....

Damn, you just keep on coming up with great ideas

Dravyk · 12-09-2005

Funbrunette · 12-09-2005

Hehehehehehehe! I've seen people hang a "pumpkin man" in their tree during Halloween, it's quite funny!

MorganGrayson · 12-09-2005

I want nude sarettah pics with him wearing a santa hat and a smile!

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

...the tasty goodness Red promised...

I don't have a comment on the above, it doesn't need one.
I just wanted to see it again!

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