What Do You Really Want for Christmas?

[MorganGrayson]

What I wanted most for Christmas was to light up my children, both biological, in-law and "acquired through various means." I'm only waiting for a few things that I've ordered...which, if they don't arrive soon I'll have to *really* fork over the shipping costs.

I'm getting what I wanted for myself, from my darling albeit shell-shocked husband. After weeks and weeks of "I actually can't think of anything I want for Christmas," this bracelet appeared....

Even the pets are getting presents, which they always do. Dingo is getting a sweater and a sweatshirt and a box of "Greenies." The cats are getting drugs. (Catnip items, for those that just went "huh?")

The nice young man from the Post Office just picked up my first shipment of Christmas parcels, so the walls of my living room now look farther apart.

Hey, Dravyk! How 'bout you answer your own question and tell us what *you* want for Christmas?