Crying Statue

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by selena

The nature of the tears may never be determined. An official with the Catholic Diocese of Sacramento said there are no plans to launch an investigation.

Well no fucking DUH!!!

"Your Eminence, devotion in America continues to drop. What should we do?"

"When's the last time we pulled the old crying statue routine?"

"A decade ago."

"How about the bleeding statue routine?"

"About five years ago."

"Hmm. I like them, but you know, they're a tad stale."

"How about a combo? Crying bloddy tears?"

"Cardinal, you're brilliant! Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes! Um, genuflects."

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Well no fucking DUH!!!

"Your Eminence, devotion in America continues to drop. What should we do?"

"When's the last time we pulled the old crying statue routine?"

"A decade ago."

"How about the bleeding statue routine?"

"About five years ago."

"Hmm. I like them, but you know, they're a tad stale."

"How about a combo? Crying bloddy tears?"

"Cardinal, you're brilliant! Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes! Um, genuflects."

That was wonderful.