My eyes are gonna fall outta my head

Sin · 11-29-2005

After today, I have several banner "bitches" (or rants)

Rant #1:
Don't put oversized banners in with "Regular Banners" ...if they are an odd size, throw them in the with "Odd sized banners" !!!

Rant #2:
If the text that is blinking/flashing/sliding/expanding is doing its "thing" too fast for me to read it, I'm not going to choose it

Rant #3:
If there's a girl on the banner, and she is pixelated to the point that it looks like a big skin colored BLUR, I'm not going to choose it.

Rant #3:
I'd really love to see more softcore banners. When every banner has gaping pussy and rock hard cock, they all start to look the same after a while. The text stops mattering, and all it is is more of the "same old shit" whether its the same site or sponsor or not.

Rant #4:
Have the text be VISIBLE, if you're going to bother putting text on at all. When its impossible to make out the picture from the text and the text from the picture, its just not a pretty sight!

Rant #5:
Go for some kind of originality. Its hard to believe the "Exclusivity" of the site content, when the same girl is on the banners for 10+ of the sites.

TheEnforcer · 11-29-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

After today, I have several banner "bitches" (or rants)

Rant #1:
Don't put oversized banners in with "Regular Banners" ...if they are an odd size, throw them in the with "Odd sized banners" !!!

Rant #2:
If the text that is blinking/flashing/sliding/expanding is doing its "thing" too fast for me to read it, I'm not going to choose it

Rant #3:
If there's a girl on the banner, and she is pixelated to the point that it looks like a big skin colored BLUR, I'm not going to choose it.

Rant #3:
I'd really love to see more softcore banners. When every banner has gaping pussy and rock hard cock, they all start to look the same after a while. The text stops mattering, and all it is is more of the "same old shit" whether its the same site or sponsor or not.

Rant #4:
Have the text be VISIBLE, if you're going to bother putting text on at all. When its impossible to make out the picture from the text and the text from the picture, its just not a pretty sight!

Rant #5:
Go for some kind of originality. Its hard to believe the "Exclusivity" of the site content, when the same girl is on the banners for 10+ of the sites.

Very nice list of legit complaints about ad materials you have there Sin. A post that would be well advised for sponsors to be aware of!!

MorganGrayson · 11-29-2005

Rant #6 (Continuing from Sin's list): Don't make *all* of your banners animated. It makes the page jump around and the surfers tune out. One animated banner on a page is eye-catching. Three is noise.

Rant #7: Ease up on the flash. If the linksite owner likes the webmaster, the webmaster might get a note that says "tut-tut, don't do that." Otherwise, it's just a rejection.

Rant #8: Somebody figure out a way to hide the sponsor code in an IFRAME, please.

Rant #9: "Let us know if you want something special" is a nice touch.

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11-29-2005	#1
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: My eyes are gonna fall outta my head After today, I have several banner "bitches" (or rants) Rant #1: Don't put oversized banners in with "Regular Banners" ...if they are an odd size, throw them in the with "Odd sized banners" !!! Rant #2: If the text that is blinking/flashing/sliding/expanding is doing its "thing" too fast for me to read it, I'm not going to choose it Rant #3: If there's a girl on the banner, and she is pixelated to the point that it looks like a big skin colored BLUR, I'm not going to choose it. Rant #3: I'd really love to see more softcore banners. When every banner has gaping pussy and rock hard cock, they all start to look the same after a while. The text stops mattering, and all it is is more of the "same old shit" whether its the same site or sponsor or not. Rant #4: Have the text be VISIBLE, if you're going to bother putting text on at all. When its impossible to make out the picture from the text and the text from the picture, its just not a pretty sight! Rant #5: Go for some kind of originality. Its hard to believe the "Exclusivity" of the site content, when the same girl is on the banners for 10+ of the sites. __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

11-29-2005	#3
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: My eyes are gonna fall outta my head Rant #6 (Continuing from Sin's list): Don't make all of your banners animated. It makes the page jump around and the surfers tune out. One animated banner on a page is eye-catching. Three is noise. Rant #7: Ease up on the flash. If the linksite owner likes the webmaster, the webmaster might get a note that says "tut-tut, don't do that." Otherwise, it's just a rejection. Rant #8: Somebody figure out a way to hide the sponsor code in an IFRAME, please. Rant #9: "Let us know if you want something special" is a nice touch.