This Year's Hottest Xmas Toy Item so far

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

I have pleasant dreams of bonfires made of Cabbage Patch Kids, Strawberry Shortcake, and My Little Fucking Ponies.

Just for kicks, about once a year I mention the name of a little girl that used to hang out with my middle daughter (now 28). She goes off on a rant that would make a sailor gasp in awe at the creative use of obscene words. She is still pissed off at this chick, who she belives stole her Cabbage Patch Kid when she was nine.

Ah, yes....those childhood grudges hold strong even into adulthood.

I remember a little girl standing in front of me, quivering with rage, tears in her eyes, because one of her friends had just said her Cabbage Patch doll wasn't "real." Ooooh, boy.... I just gave her "the look" and said "of course she's real, you can see her, can't you?" My daughter nodded firmly and stalked back into the bedroom. To my imaginitive child, "Brittany" was very, very real. I imagine some harsh talk was unleashed on that unfortunate, reality based friend. (the little bitch...oops...sorry....)

[Dravyk]

I'm probably going to get the name wrong (since I don't buy kids toys) but there's these dolls that I think are called the Brat Girls that's supposed to be hot.

Unfortunately it's about shallow skinny babes who overly wear makeup, like Bling and partying. It's what I call the Paris Hilton role-model for little girls line.

Scarily it so reminds me of what South Park did a full year ago with the Slut Baby Whore Dolls and Makeup Kit ... It very much reminds me of that.

[SykkBoy]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I'm probably going to get the name wrong (since I don't buy kids toys) but there's these dolls that I think are called the Brat Girls that's supposed to be hot.

Unfortunately it's about shallow skinny babes who overly wear makeup, like Bling and partying. It's what I call the Paris Hilton role-model for little girls line.

Scarily it so reminds me of what South Park did a full year ago with the Slut Baby Whore Dolls and Makeup Kit ... It very much reminds me of that.

Anyone with daughters knows the horror that is the Bratz collection. Not only are they at the top of most little girls' lists, but they aren't exactly cheap either (once you've bought all the fucking costumes, accessories, music stage, boyfriendz, carz, etc.). It's total insanity...and goddess forbid I try to sneak a cheap ass Taiwan-produced knockoff into the mix...my father's day cards will be "lost" for many years to come.