Fan Signs.......

[Dravyk]

I never knew they made flesh colored PlayDoe before!

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

I never knew they made flesh colored PlayDoe before!

Ok, let's examine facts.

helix made his request at 11:10 (as the time shows up for me).
I posted the pic at 11:59 so 49 minutes later.
Let's suppose that I saw Helix's post right after it was made (which I din't)
Let's suppose I wasted absolutely no time at all deciding to post the picture.

So, that would give me 49 minutes max to:

1. Construct a play doh dick with detail that looks pretty lifelike.
2. Get with my photographer to come take the pic.
3. Make the fan sign.
4. Get the pic taken.
5. Move the pic from the camera card to my computer.
6. Color/brightness/balance correct the pic.
7. Optimize the pic for the web.
8. Upload the pic to my server.
9. Post the pic.

Sorry, that is pretty quick work, even for me. Step 1 alone would have taken me hours. So, try again Drav

In actuality it went like this....

Made the original post. went and did some work.

Came back to the board at some point and saw that Helix had posted.
Typed in a snide reply to Helix but killed it because my brain all of a sudden went "Why not?"
Angsted back and forth over whether to do the pic just for the shits and grins of it for a while.
Finally decided, what the hey.
Got with Jen (who was busy) and asked her to bring the camera downstairs when she got a few minutes.
Made the fan sign.
Waited for Jen, read the board, hund out for a little.
Jen cam down.
I posed.
Jen snapped a couple of pics. We looked at the results in the LCD.
I reposed.
Jen snapped a few more pics.
Jen went back upstairs, pulled the card from the camera, placed it in her card reader and placed the images on the network for me to grab.
I scanned through the images real quick, decided which one looked best.
I pulled the image into superjpg, gave a quick crop to get rid of wasted space and shrank it to web size.
I uploaded it to the server.
I made my post back to Helix.

[Dravyk]

Too much explanation, Sare. You blew it.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Too much explanation, Sare. You blew it.

Ok, you give me a time line where your explanation makes sense...

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Ok, you give me a time line where your explanation makes sense...

No, no, no, no.

You have a cock long enough to part your hair with!! (.... if you had any.)

I bow out gracefully before you start pointing that damned thing at me.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

You have a cock long enough to part your hair with!!

Nah, it's not that long. I can't even self fellate since I hurt my back

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Nah, it's not that long. I can't even self fellate since I hurt my back

Awww. So sorry to hear that.

Well at least you can still GFY!!!