I think I finally figured out this post thing

[original_adult]

Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.

So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.

So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?

oh boy, have you got the wrong idea. Morgan is most definitely NOT a dike, neither am I. The bitch thing is just play.

You'll find that we tend to rib each other a lot, being someone's bitch or refering to someone as a homo, is always in fun. Try not to take things too seriously around here and you'll get the hang of it.





Morgan, he didn't understand, be gentle.

[original_adult]

So, you and Morgan are fags. Got it.

Just to let you know right up front, I don't mind punks but I aint into that stuff myself. What a couple of fags wants to do is up to them.

I don't understand it much, why anyone would bait the monster like that but I aint looking for no trouble neither.

I know fags aint in charge of this thing though. So you two work for Nick or sumthing ?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Ok Morgans a dike. Got it.

So, who is the muscle around these parts. Who do I got to impress?

Luckily...no one.

Should you, however, decide you want to impress me, you'll spell correctly. It's "dyke" in that usage. The term "fags" has, to the best of my knowledge, only been applied to males. Usage of the words denotes homophobic tendencies indicative of repressed homosexuality, but that is neither here nor there. My aim is merely to tutor you in the correct use of the language, even bigoted collogquialisms. "Punks" is an interesting term, however. How long were you in prison?

In no particular order:

I am not "Nick's bitch," despite some lively rumors to the contrary. I only started two of them myself. (The ones where he's screaming "you're the best I've ever had." The tacky ones belong to someone else.)

Red is "my bitch." However, as we are a continent apart - and even the gloriously endowed Red doesn't have a bosom that thrusting - our sexual contact remains in the imagination of the reader. We try to provide said imaginations with as much fodder as possible.

The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

I hope the above has assisted you.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

Aw, thank you, Morgan!

... Though I must point out as that as a male I've been known to do such muscular jobs as opening tough jar lids.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Aw, thank you, Morgan!

... Though I must point out as that as a male I've been known to do such muscular jobs as opening tough jar lids.

You promised you stop flaunting your muscles like that! You know I'm weak!

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You promised you stop flaunting your muscles like that! You know I'm weak!

hehe It's the only reason I didn't add I squash bugs too!

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

hehe It's the only reason I didn't add I squash bugs too!

Ooh! Hubba-hubba and a half, there, testerosterone laden hunkosaurus!

(I got a "MMMOOOOOMMMM!!!" yesterday that curled my blood. I had to go rescue my 26 year old daughter - from a *dead* spider. Now, I admit I have the creepies over a species of bug or two, but the subcategory known as "bug corpses"? Uh...no.)

I'll be spending the rest of the day trying to figure out why dictionary.com gave me two contradictory definitions of "homonym." In one, sound *and* spelling have to be the same but definition different; in the other sound *or* spelling have to be the same and definition different.

There really should be a law.

(Points to anybody *besides* Drav and Red who can tell me why I was thinking about this in the first place.)

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Ooh! Hubba-hubba and a half, there, testerosterone laden hunkosaurus!

(I got a "MMMOOOOOMMMM!!!" yesterday that curled my blood. I had to go rescue my 26 year old daughter - from a *dead* spider. Now, I admit I have the creepies over a species of bug or two, but the subcategory known as "bug corpses"? Uh...no.)

I'll be spending the rest of the day trying to figure out why dictionary.com gave me two contradictory definitions of "homonym." In one, sound *and* spelling have to be the same but definition different; in the other sound *or* spelling have to be the same and definition different.

There really should be a law.

(Points to anybody *besides* Drav and Red who can tell me why I was thinking about this in the first place.)

Just to confuse you even more, I found this:

Heteronyms are words that are spelled identically but have different meanings when pronounced differently, usually through accenting different parts of the same word.

For example: Lead, pronounced LEED, means to guide. However, lead, pronounced LED, means a metallic element.

Heteronyms are specific types of homographs in which the different pronunciations are associated with different meanings. Basically, words with one spelling, but two pronunciations and two unrelated meanings.


Homonyms are words that are spelled and pronounced the same but have different meanings. In other words, Homonyms are words with one spelling and one pronunciation, but two unrelated meanings, such as bear or left or just or pole.


Homographs are words that are spelled the same but differ in meaning, derivation, or pronunciation. Basically, Homographs are words which have one spelling but two pronunciations and two distinct meanings or usages.

For example: Consider the word tear. Does it rhyme with pear/pair/pare? Or with hear/here?


Homophones are words that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning, derivation, or spelling. In other words, Homophones are classified as words with two spellings and two meanings, but only one pronunciation.

For example: Like pear and pair. And pare. These words are spelled differently but sound the same. The English language is riddled with such aural ambiguities.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

Mkay.... interesting visual

[Red]

Originally Posted by Trev

Mkay.... interesting visual

No, it's a very good visual. But someone, if I remember correctly, who doesn't like West Side Story wouldn't understand that.

[Red]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The only time Dravyk has ever been described as "muscle," the noun has been modified by the adjective "intetellectual." When we rumble with words, we send Dravyk in. He puts on a black leather jacket, snaps his fingers and sings the "Jet Song." It's quite effective.

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

[original_adult]

Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.

Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.

I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.

[Red]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.

Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.

I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.

If you don't waste time with words, then you ain't gonna get much talking done.
To get an in around here, the first thing you should do is stop being such an
asshole.

[original_adult]

asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.

So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?

Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by original_adult

asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.

So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?

Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.

What kind of "jobs" are you trying to get going, what exactly is it that you offer/need?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by original_adult

Spelling dont matter for shit. So your a dyke instead of a dike. same difference. Red is your bitch. Ok got it. So your the guy and red is the chick.

Rumble with words. Talk is cheap. I don't waste a lot of time with words.

Oh, my goodness...where do I start?

You do, as a matter of fact, waste a great deal of time with words. I will allow you the small dignity of attempting to figure out what I just said on your own. You won't, of course, but many others will. (Note to others: no points, please. I hate it when it's this easy. Usually.)

Originally Posted by original_adult

I still want to know who I talk to to get an in around here.

I believe that I may say safely that you are as "in" as you are destined to get.

Originally Posted by original_adult

asshole? where am i being a asshole. I am just trying to figure this place out.

The answer's in the question.

Originally Posted by original_adult

So you aint the chick. Got it. So morgan is like a real aggresive femme?

I will definitely agree here. I would not categorize Red as a "chick." The reasons why are not relevant to your manner of...dare I use the word?...thinking.

I prefer my name capitilized, if holding down the shift key doesn't tax you too greatly.

In the subculture jargon you insist on using - innappropriate thought it may be - "aggressive femme" is an oxymoron. (I will pause while you research.) Back yet? We shall continue. I am definitely assertive. I am situationally aggressive. This, however, is not one of those situations. I'm afraid the other "femmes" would not find me fitting to be one of their number, for reasons too numerous to list here.

Originally Posted by original_adult

Dont matter no how. I just want to get a job or 2 going.

I would deeply appreciate it if you send me the names of anyone who contacts you with regards to doing business with you.

They shall be lobotomized immediately.